36. Your friend has been offered the most amazing opportunity in the world by a madman, who appeared magically in front of them within a wooden, blue police box, that's bigger on the inside than on the outside.
This man, for they have not told me yet whether or not he was wearing a bow tie, is a Time Lord, from the planet Gallifrey within the constellation of Kasteborus. His mysterious box is a TARDIS, a living machine that can travel anywhere in time and space, from the beginning to the end of time.
Wish your friend luck, for she willl spend her time fighting the nightmares of the universe, the mad Daleks, the deadly Weeping Angels, and the devastating horror which is Steven Moffat's character arcs.
Travelling away through time and space with a mad man in a box - anything can happen.
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50 Reasons Why No-One Replies To Your Texts
Non-ficțiuneThe most annoying thing in the world is when your friends fail to reply to The Most Important Text you've sent this hour. Here's why. Explanations featuring: water, a Tardis, and a Drunk Passive-Aggressive Dinosaur
