No homo

Shrek

"Uuggghhh why do we keep coming to these stupid bars bongo cat?" I asked annoyed
" Well because you said I hate being single. Also I would take you to "your mommy gay" but, that's where the sans hang out." Bongo cat said in his shy calming voice. " I guess you're right I would hate to be attacked by the sans." I said hiding my crippling anxiety. I let out a sigh as the bar tender handed me a spicy gal cocktail. I sipped on it while looking around when I spotted him. His bright green skin pretty much calling my name. I felt my skin heat with his presence. I turned almost red when bongo cat started to wave his hand in my face to make sure I was alive. I was in fact alive more alive then ever I could feel my heart bouncing all over my chest on the verge of jumping out. I stared at him waiting for him to notice my now red self. I finished my drink and walked over to him radiating my gayness. I finally got there I smirked and looked him in the eyes and asked " care to dance?" I saw him blush but he didn't say a word instead took me by the waist and spun me around. When I faced him again he said " I don't dance." And let go of me. His accent was like music to my ears but my heart still sank. I looked down and walked over to bongo cat a tear forming in my eye. " I thought he was cool......" I said sadly as bongo cat gave me a hug. As the night went on we drank more and more. Eventually bongo cat had to leave without me to meet up with his boss. I sat alone looking around the room waiting for someone almost anyone to come talk to me. I didn't care who at this point but I still craved to see shrek again. I let out a sigh and stumbled to the door sadly. I started to walk to my apartment complex when I was stopped by three men Sans, Lord Farquad, and big chunges. I froze in fear they were the most feared group in the city. I stared at all of them towering over me. I let out a shriek for help, as soon as I was about to give up a big green hand pushed me back. It was shrek! My heart lit up with joy. As shrek fought them I watched with my heart racing with happy thoughts. When I heard them running away screaming. I stared in shock when he turned around and looked into my eyes deeply, I didn't know what to do as we slowly got closer to each other. We leaned closer and shared a passionate kiss. We sat like that for almost one minute when we separated and then he whispered softly to me "no homo." As he put something in my hand. He then turned around and walked away I wanted to chase after him to have that moment again but I was in shock. After a minute or two I looked at the note it had his number then a little heart in the corner. I blushed and put it in my pocket and walked home.