No homo

First date

It had been a week since the incident with shrek I hadn't called him yet cause I was worried. I finally got the courage and pulled out my phone and dialed him. We talked on the phone for hours when I finally asked wanna go out to eat on Friday night? He said yes as my body shook with excitement. We continued to talk but I still couldn't get over his accent flooding into my ears. He hung up because he had to do something. It seemed suspicious at first but I got over it because we would never work out if there wasn't trust. I looked through my closet to find an outfit I went from the bottom to the top to find the sexiest, sluttiest, and the most modest in one big combo. When I found it, it was a short skirt and a white button up with a tie. I tried it on and modeled around in my mirror. I tried to sleep that night but ugh the thought of shrek filled my mind. He was the only thing I could think about I sighed and fell asleep. It was finally Friday! I couldn't think I was so happy! So finally it was time I got dressed fixed my wig and left to the krusty krab. When I arrived I saw him my heart fluttered as his big bright eyes cane in contact with mine. I sat down and blushed, " h-hey shrek. How are you?" I asked softly and shyly. He then looked at me and replied " we eat now?" Uugggh his reply filled my heart with joy. The date went on pretty well after that the krabby patties were divine as always. He checked his phone and his eyes widened he put a $10 on the table kissed me on the cheek then left saying " no homo." I felt like he was hiding something from me but I didn't complain I mean it was only the first date. Oh and the krabby patties are only $5 so he paid for both of us how romantic. I went home and took a shower with the thought of him stuck in my mind. Aaaahh how he lit up the room with his oily green skin. I couldn't wait to see him again.