two

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BRANDON
hi laid ease

ZION
ew wtf

JORDYN
z*on needs to keep his mouth shut 🤭

CHRISTINA
SLEJEJSJS stop

AUSTIN
it's too early for this. why are y'all up

NICK
i said don't question them. they will hurt you aussie

EDWIN
nick shut up

ELISHA
y'all mind shutting up? because i have a dick appointment real soon

AUSTIN
at the prettymuch household?

GENEIVE
TEA! 🤭

RENÉE
the pm house?

NICK
renée you were JUST here last week

RENÉE
alright bitch. fuck you. i didn't say shit to you, but how was your night with jordyn 🤔

JORDYN
bitch-
JORDYN
who gave you the mf RIGHt to place MY V with HIS P

BRANDON
ooh girl, you just put ya self out there. no one mentioned Vs or Ps 🥵

ELISHA
we CAUGHT y'all ;)

ZHANAÉ
and THAT'S the tea 😚

NICK
y'all ain't had to do us like that

AUSTIN
and YOU didn't have to do her so loudly...

ZION
real shit. that's just ew

GENEIVE
but YOU shouldn't be talking-

CHRISTINA
girl shut up, why are you even here? don't nobody like you 🙄

ELISHA
hey hey hey

ZHANAÉ
we NEED to show respect here ladies 🤭

JORDYN
okay, first of all austin, brandon, and elisha: fuck y'all ...
JORDYN
second of all, christina cut the pettiness out
JORDYN
and last of all, zhanaé, don't even! you were JUST talking shit the other day about tiffany

EDWIN
what?

NICK
oof I REMEMBER THAT

ZION
tea!

ZHANAÉ
she's lying 🤥

ELISHA
is she REALLY?

JORDYN
nope! i'm not!! we all know i don't lie!!!

AUSTIN
okay bet, i've got a couple questions for you later 🙃

BRANDON
ANYWAYSSSSS, WHAT WAS ZHANAÉ SAYING?

JORDYN
she was going off about how weird tiffany acts towards edwin and how tiff ain't right for him.
JORDYN
allat shitttt.

ZHANAÉ HAS LEFT THE CHAT

ELISHA
OOOOH SHE FINNA KILL YOU

NICK
OOOOH don't say FiNnA

ZION
bitch YOU say it too

AUSTIN
he has a point

CHRISTINA
yeah, his point is pretty valid too

EDWIN
why was she saying all that?

BRANDON
i-

RENÉE
figure it out, honey bunch.

GENEIVE
the clues are right there

ZION
fr dude

JORDYN
nah nah nah, why y'all being so sweet to that stupid ass nigga? he isn't an idiot. he should know the business off top of his head. it's like we just GAVE him the one answer he needs to pass the SATs

CHRISTINA
to be completely honest with you, jay's right. edwin isn't stupid. he got this. we don't need to baby him

BRANDON
y'all causing me stress. i'm gonna go watch on my block.
BRANDON
with jordyn's "My V wiTH HiS P" headass.

NICK
i'm gonna join him because season two is slowly approaching sooooo yeah.

AUSTIN
yeah, i'm gonna go draw

ZION
i've got fortnite to play.

RENÉE
but y'all should be releasing music...and that's just facts

GENEIVE
RIGHT! i'm just ~impatiently~ waiting for an album, but that's okay. i'll keep waiting 😡

ELISHA
um brandon?

BRANDON
yeth

RENÉE
(she wants to reschedule her dick appointment to right now)

ELISHA
big mouth bitch.
ELISHA
but yeah, what she said 🤤

JORDYN
we're not late, but we're on our wayayayayayay!

NICK
"we"
NICK
"our"
NICK
i-
NICK
wha-

GENEIVE
he's stuck on stupid right now 🤭

ZION
will y'all just shut up and get dick 🙄

CHRISTINA
i'm on my way too then ;)

AUSTIN
y'all nasty..

GENEIVE
we're all on our way and i'm bringing my squeeze of the day.

JORDYN
ew the stench.

ZION
no seriously, SHUT UP.U

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