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ZHANAÉ
guyz!

RENÉE
whatchu want nigga?

CHRISTINA
why you so mean to nae? 😭

JORDYN
she's mean to everyone, but we been knew this!

GENEIVE
yeah wbk!!

ELISHA
girl-
ELISHA
shut up SKSKSK

ZHANAÉ
right like who tf told geneive to join in

JORDYN
i don't even knooooow!

RENÉE
y'all need to shut up and nae, you need to explain your reasoning for putting us in this chat

GENEIVE
maybe she just wanted us to ditch the old shit

JORDYN
out with the old, in with the new headass

ZHANAÉ
KEHJAKS I DIDNT ASKED TO BE ATTACKED FUCK OFF

ELISHA
ooh, you made the nice one cuss 🤭

CHRISTINA
b-but she's not nice i-

ZHANAÉ
anywaysss! we're in here because new year, new chat!

JORDYN
she lying. she's gonna add the boys

ZHANAÉ
JORDYN-
ZHANAÉ
hop off my 🥜

GENEIVE
IM CRYING THIS WHORE-

CHRISTINA
oh baby, the only whore here is you

ELISHA
NOW IS NOT THE TIME!

RENÉE
i'm adding the boys 🌝

RENÉE HAS ADDED BRANDON, EDWIN, AUSTIN, NICK, AND ZION TO THE CHAT!

AUSTIN
i'm here for why??

NICK
don't ask questions, they'll hurt you

EDWIN
nah, i don't care. why are we here??

BRANDON
it's your funeral, brother

ZION
big facts

JORDYN
um...ne ways

ZHANAÉ
will you five hookers shut up before i go through brandon's laptop and leak every song on there

GENEIVE
do it nigga, you won't

ZION
^

BRANDON
^^

EDWIN
^^^

NICK
^^^^

RENÉE
^^^^^

AUSTIN
y'all better stop.
AUSTIN
you all know she lives outside, she's probably already in her car on the way to the house so quit your shits

ELISHA
this is why austin is my favorite prettymuch member

EDWIN
odd flex, but okay i guess

ZHANAÉ
edwin shut up, you're my favorite

BRANDON
that's just fucked up

JORDYN
you right. it must suck to be you

ZION
i felt her sarcasm LSKSKSSK

CHRISTINA
zion, shut your dumbass up

GENEIVE
he breathed 😭

RENÉE
zhanaé tease

ZHANAÉ
damn, why it gotta be me?

NICK
you guys need to shut up, i wanna sleep

ELISHA
***** **** **** *** ******** *** *****'* **** *** ** ***

GENEIVE
EHHSAOMANW ELISHA SHUT UP

JORDYN
i'm crying right now 😭 i read that with no hesitation LMDAKOAKAKA

BRANDON
that's my cue

ZHANAÉ
it's been your cue, but go off honey

EDWIN
this is why zhanaé is my favorite

AUSTIN
*** **** ***** but go off sir

ZION
🤭🤭🤭 oh, it's time to go

CHRISTINA
you should've been gone, but okay

ZION
y'all hear sumn???

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