My Omega That Acts Like an Alpha

三十七

Taehyung's Pov

I come home exhausted from teaching the pups in our pack.  

I see Woozi who looks like he had been run over by a million of trucks and was about to explode. He was laying on the floor face down in a starfish kinda way while Hoshi was trying to keep him calm. But I know the mochi. And the mochi right now be mad. 

Woozi wouldn't tell him what was wrong until Yoongi walked out of his office. Woozi shot up from his position ran towards Yoongi and grabbed him by the collar of his t-shirt.

" YOU NEED TO TEACH THE PACK ABOUT SEX ED.! I'VE HAD IT WITH PATIENTS COMING IN AND WONDERING WHY THEY CAN'T HAVE KIDS! I HAD 15 PAIRS OF MATE COME IN FOR THE SAME PROBLEM! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE THIS IS STUPID! MORE THAN HALF OF THEM THEIR ALPHA HAS TRIED TO HURT ME BECAUSE THEY THOUGHT I WAS FLIRTING WITH THEIR MATE! THEY THREATENED ME AND CALLED ME A SLUT, WHORE, PROSTITUTE, AND PERVERT!  I EVEN HAD TO SHOW THEM HOW TO HAVE SEX! I HAD TO WATCH THEM DO IT TOO!" Woozi was crying and jumping up and down at this point. Hoshi looked like he was gonna kill and Yoongi looked shocked and a little guilty,

" I'm sorry you had to deal with that." Yoongi hugged his crying bother.

" YOU KNOW IF I WASN'T PREGNANT I'D BE CHUGGING A BOTTLE OF SOJU RIGHT NOW!" Yoongi chuckled.

" Taehyung tomorrow split the pack up into 3 groups alpha, beta, and omega, please. Also, tell Jungkook that he will be teaching the alpha and Hoseok the betas don't forget you're gonna teach the omegas." I nodded and sat down the stressed mochi before something really bad happens. 

When he calmed down I just had to know.

"Tell me what happened today" he chuckled and sighed.

" There was one clueless alpha, poor guy. He couldn't figure out why he couldn't father any children. I had to explain to him he was using the 'wrong hole' his wife was very shocked too. I wonder how she went through her heat? Another couple came in about not enjoying sex and I had to go through everything they did step by step in bed and it turns out all the guy did was stick it in and nothing else! I told the alpha to move back and forth next time. They came back after 3 hours and said it worked." I couldn't stop laughing.

" How was your day?" I scoffed.

"I overheard one of my students on the phone fighting with her mate: You think I can't live without you? Who do you think you are? My phone charger."Woozi was rolling and the floor laughing while Hoshi was trying to make sure Woozi wouldn't hurt himself.

" In the morning I walked into the school to see the principal and her son fighting

principle: We're going 3 am mass its part of our penance 

son: Mom I didn't f*cking kill Jesus." Changbin sat next to me wanting to hear what was going on.

" One of the younger pups was playing with a leaf and went: I'm sad. Wait. There's nothing to be sad about. Okay, I'm happy!"

" Aww, I love how kids can stay so positive," Woozi said while Hoshi rubbed his mate's belly.

"But they can also be really freaky. I was watching over the kindergarten class on the send floor when a little girl came up to me and pointed at my belly and said: There's. a little baby right there." they looked all at me confused

"What's wrong with that?" Changbin chirped.

"I haven't told anyone outside of this house I'm pregnant."

" One kid I was teaching told me I was his favorite teacher and I was really happy but then he told me: When you die, I'm gonna make a little-you so I can keep you always. Like with your skin and eyes, but probably not your insides. He said all that with smiles."

"That's it I told you that job is dangerous you're not teaching those little demons no while you're pregnant you aren't!" Jungkook yelled from upstairs.

"Your kids are weird I overheard one of them screaming to his friend: Yes! Sit on that toilet, your magical throne. This toilet is the source of your powers!" Junkook yelled as he came down stairs.

"But they're just little kids! They need to learn not to be creepy and weird!" Yoongi started laughing.

"That kid reminds me of my past self."

"Do I have to start worrying about the safety of my mate when they are alone with you, Yoongi?" The alphas asked.

"You should hear about a pup I'm training. He didn't want to go to school so his father dragged him to my class, the survival skill one that is mandatory for the pups. while he was being dragged he yelled: I know my rights! And his father responded: You and both know that your mother owns the very air we breathe." We were all laughing so much at what Hoseok said that we were red as a tomato.