Psycho Love Comedy: The Greatest Power Couple

Near Death Experiences Bring People Together

Hello! This is a series of one shots for the Kyousuke x Eiri ship from the light novel series Psycho Love Comedy, or Psychome for short. I am proud to say that this is the first fanfiction on this series ever published. There will be a summary at the start of every chapter of what each one shot is about. Because I am too lazy, I am not going to go back to the novels to copy certain details verbatim because I do not remember everything, so if a one shot is based off a scene in the books, then the details may be a little different before they really start to deviate into my own story. Also, I'm going to italicize a characters' thoughts.

Summary- In volume 1, Eiri stood up for Kyousuke during their fight with Shinji and his entourage, and Kyousuke protects Eiri from Kurumiya. His motives, however, are exactly what she wasn't expecting.

Something was wrong. Kyousuke seemed a bit off during their meeting with at lunchtime, and Eiri was the only one to notice. The group of three, Kyousuke, Eiri, and Maina all stood around Renko's desk as they conversed with her. Kyousuke seemed worried for reasons unknown to them, his gaze fixed on Renko's mask. Eiri followed his gaze and realized that there was something written on her mask in blood, and she squinted to read it: 'Kyousuke Kamiya, meet me behind the school after second period by the gym storage if you want this bitch to live, or else...'

Eiri gulped, wondering what they could possibly want with Kyousuke. Ever since Kyousuke stood up for Maina against the three idiotic perverts known as Shinji, Oonogi, and Usami, Kyousuke's popularity in Purgatory Remedial Academy has exploded; almost everyday, a girl or two has tried to confess their love for Kyousuke, and he rejects them all as nicely as possible for someone who is clueless and has no experience in romance.

As Eiri thought about this, she realized that the very handsome Kyousuke Kamiya standing less than four feet from her is single. She blushed a little at the thought, but she quickly banished said thought from her mind, choosing to stay focused on protecting Kyousuke.

. . . . . . .

Not wanting to let Renko get hurt for choosing to ignore the threatening message, Kyousuke immediately made his way to the location of the meeting after second period ended. Unbeknownst to him, Eiri followed him, using her skills as an assassin to jump to the rooftop and observe the exchange that is about to occur.

No one was there. Kyousuke looked around, confused, trying to find a hint that anyone was or still is there, but to no avail. Kyousuke sighed, leaning his back against the gym storage. He waited for about five minutes before he heard footsteps approach him, but to his surprise, it sounded like multiple people were headed his way. A group of fifteen boys walked towards him, surrounding him, some carrying weapons, all of them with murderous intent in their eyes with creepy, sadistic smiles on their faces.

Kyousuke steeled himself, knowing exactly where this was going. He had been in many fisticuffs in his time, mostly to protect his little sister, Ayaka, but this was deja vu of the incident that resulted in him beating up a dozen delinquents at once when they tried to kidnap him and make him give them his money. That incident resulted in him getting framed for a crime he never committed: murder. Hence, he was sent to Purgatory Remedial Acadamy, a school full of teens who have murdered at least one or more people. Kyousuke was innocent, so what could they want with him?

The leader of the group stepped forward: Shinji, who appeared to not be wielding any weapon, a smirk on his face. Oonogi and Usami stood behind him, one carrying a crowbar, and another carrying a wooden baseball bat. Some of the other boys carried weapons such as maces, spiked baseball bats, or machetes. Some of them carried no weapons.

"What do you want, Shinji?" Kyousuke said.

Shinji clapped his hand twice, and two more boys emerged from the shed behind Kyousuke, quickly grabbing his arms, restraining him, bringing him to his knees.