*a beautiful day in Columbus, Ohio, except there's school*
*Tyler* Hi, I'm Tyler Robert Joseph. I'm 30 years old irl, but in this fanfic, I have to be 18 because no 30-year-old goes to high school. I'm also super depressed and like music and I'm super gay. Also, I'm a new student.
*Josh* Hi, I'm Josh William Dun. I'm 30 years old irl, but I have to be 18 in order to participate in this fanfic. I'm also just starting to have my hair grow back irl from shaving it off, but the author of this fanfic cannot except that, so I have yellow-dyed hair. I play the drums and I'm super ripped for a high schooler. Also, I am bi.
*they see each other in the hallway*
*Josh* You are the most beautiful human being ever.
*Tyler* No, that is you.
*Josh* Do you wish to join me and my friends for lunch?
*Tyler* Okay.
*lunch happens*
*Tyler arrives at the table filled with Josh and other non-Important bands*
*Josh* Hello, these are my friends.
(Trigger warning. Oh no. Watch Out!)
*Brendon* Hi, I'm Brendon Urie, and I'm in too many tøp fanfics. But that's okay, because so is Fall Out Boy.
*Members of Fall Out Boy* Hi.
*after school*
*Josh* Hey, let's go to my house after school.
*Tyler* Okay.
*Josh's room*
*Tyler* Hey let's kiss.
*Josh* Okay.
*they kiss*
*Tyler* You are the tear in my heart.
(Heeheeheeheeheeeheeeheeeeheeehe)
*Josh* Let's fuck.
*Tyler* Okay.
*they aggresively fuck each other*
*Josh* I love you.
*Tyler* I love you too.
*several months later, they are married*
*the end*
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