RayP, Hellblazer, llepscigam, backinaflash and letsmakethisquick are online.
Ray: Hey, I'm having a great meal. BUT WAIT! I must photograph this so everyone on facebook can roll their eyes at my salmon and rice.It drives me crazy. I don't care what you're eating. Unless your food has an extremely large penis, I don't want to see it (although I'm not saying I'd like to see pictures of a large penis...again, another story). I've been out to dinner with Jean when she says in the middle of a conversation, "I'm sorry, I have to take a picture of this." How. Fucking. Rude. Excuse me, Jean, I'm telling you something very important, and you INTERRUPT ME to take a picture of your GODDAMN food?!?! A) Nobody wants to see your fucking food. B) You really want to post how much you're eating? Really? Really?
Barry: Look at my taco! :D
Wally: LOOOK WHAT I MADE BARRY!
Ray: GOD DAMMIT, WALLY AND BARRY
Zatanna: What the heck is that?
John Constantine: Why would you want to look at food with a large penis or a large penis in general?
Ray: I SAID STORY FOR ANOTHER TIME!
Zatanna: WHAT WAS THE IMPORTANT THING, RAY!!!
Bruce_W is online.
Bruce_W: He was going to ask her to marry him
Ralphlovessue and suelovesralph are online.
Ralph: WHAT?!
Sue: Aww, Jean and you have always been close!
Ray: I'm highly reconsidering now.
John Constantine: Good move, mate.
Wally: I love how everyone ignore what Bruce said.
Halpal is online.
Hal: You'll get use too
Halpal is offline.
Ray: Why is that a good thing?!
John Constantine: No one wants to tie the knot. Am I right, Zee?
Zatanna: M'I gniog og teg ym eci mearc , won.
Ray: Hey Barry can you turn on your TV?
Barry: Sure.
Backinaflash and RayP have gone offline.
Wally: I can confirm. Barry is being killed.
John Constantine: Good.
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DC texts
Science FictionSuperheroes texting each other. No plot. Idea mostly off my group chats and a friend.