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This,, is a super skeletal draft of a larger roman-a-clef-type fiction thing I'm writing. But I can't keep it in my head anymore, it wants to be Seen
So... this is meant to be read as "derj" content ... the two dudes in the story are basically analogs of everyone's favorite soad guyz....... Their names are different but they kind of rhyme at a slant correspondingly just because,,, I don't want anyone who isn't looking for this shit to find this shit... lol... so yeah you've gotta change their names in your head ... sorry. Not that I think I'm fooling anyone or anything it just feels less awkward to write and edit this way :T They're not really the same guys as the real life guys anyway by the time I'm writing them, I figure. I've pretty much just extracted the super compelling, attractive parts of each one of them (cheeky intellectual good-boi ... sexy passionate tiny rakehell... united in their undying love for music and big weed... what's better than this...) and discarded all the dumbass ignorant shit they do that just irks me. I end up with two similar, imaginary dudes ... who happen to look exactly like a certain pair of saucy wordsmiths in my head where I come up with these .. weird ass plots and shit the likes of which comprise the following heretical excuse for a work of literature. Maybe I'll change their names later/ with future chapters, maybe leave it. This is still a draft anyway, technically so... depends....
Anyway here's "Aquarium"