What happened to my dad II: Electric Boogaloo

I think its been awhile

I woke up in agony. I didn't open my eyes at first, but when I did I got an erection. Or at least I think I did. Because when I looked down I didn't see my body. Not all of it. It was just sort of a jumbled mess.
"What am I laying on?" I thought
I closed my eyes again. But I suddenly remembered everything. My eyes shot open.
"Nic!" I shouted. I didn't hear anything. I then looked around.
"Fuck, I'm in space" I thought
".... I'm in space? How am I alive? What the hell is going on? I nee-"
That thought was cut short because my dick flew into my face
"That's where that went"
I put it in my mouth for safe keeping.
There was debris everywhere. Debris is kind of a funny word. Instead of debree it's debris. Anyways, I looked at it all. Could this be bits of my home? Where I grew up? Where I met and hung out with all of my friends? Where I fucked dead animals to try and cope with the pain of this horrible existence? Then I remembered the minions. They seemed like a distant memory at this point. We really went this far? And if I'm alive is anyone else alive? And then it hit me. I don't know what it was because it knocked me out. Find out next chapter, you beautiful cunt!