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by cjmoods

by cjmoods

He was there. He had an eye patch and some scars, but he was there. My mans. My sexy mans. The beautiful face I had longed for. He look so bad ass too. It's as if he was a new person, but still the same. Did I mention he had an eye patch? His enormous buldge glistened in the lighting. I started to walk over to him
"APPA!!!!!!" I screamed
He smiled and gave a light Pat on my dick
The alien thing blushed
"Why you gotta do that shit, man?"
APPA just waved her away
"We have sloth porn to catch up on, my friend" I said putting my arm around him
We walked out of the room where there was a bunch more aliens. It was weird being the only human thing. Guess I'm a cyborg now though. Shit, I'm a fucking cyborg! And I got my God damn dick! Imagine the thrusts, dawg!
We went to a cafeteria looking place and caught up. Apparently right as the bomb detonated, he summoned aliens who picked him up, then made him their leader because they were a simple race before he showed up. He also told me that pussy game was mad here and he never wants to leave. Also it turns out I had been in space for 3 years. Weird, huh?
Appa also told me he tried finding the others, but no luck yet.
After that we he took me to my room and left. I may have lost everything but at least I still have Appa.