What happened to my dad II: Electric Boogaloo

this power is from KFC

When I regained consciousness, I groaned. I slowly opened my eyes. But when I looked down, instead of a jumbled mess, I saw this rad robot body attached to my head
"AW FUCKING SWEET" I yelled.
I sat up
Wait I sat up, where am I that I sat up?
I looked around. Everything was bright, kind of like the starship enterprise in the newest Star trek movies.
A door opened and some ugly alien looking mother fucker walked in
"Stand!" he said, in a demanding voice
"Is that a motherfucking JoJo's reference?" I replied
He hit me with a body pillow of an anime girl
"Enjoy hepatitis!" He shouted
"Jokes on you I already have hepatitis" I shouted back
"Well enjoy space hepatitis!"
I was stunned.
"Thank you sir" I calmly said
"I'm actually a female" she said with a blush
"Oh" I said as I stood up I looked in my pants
"Aw hell yeah! Still got my dick!"
She then pushed me over
"My asshole is enflamed!" She yelled
I looked at her
"What's your dad's name"
She slapped at the table with a sexual look
"PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETER"
I slapped her hand
"THAT'S AN OFFENSIVE NAME"
just then the door opened, and there he stood. I was amazed. He's still alive. The one and only...