#1. Throw the bone.
#2. Lock up the lions or they'll eat you.
#3. Double-check your belt. The monkey probably stole your keys.
#4. Tie the horses to the bench.
#5. Go inside the temple of Ahkmenrah and lock the sarcophagus.
#6. Close the dioramas, and pull their latches over.
#7. Open the adjoining gallery to the African mammals. They will break the door when escaping the hunt.
#8. Duck!!! Be alert for rifle fire.
#9. Beat the war drum. The union and confederate soldiers will not battle if you get the beat right. Slow pace — like a lullaby.
#10. Earplugs are stored behind the crustacean display case. Get to them before the whale gets to its third chorus of whale song — it will burst your eardrums.
#11. Distract the Neanderthal men once an hour. If they complete sharpening their spears, they will hunt you.
#12. Throw the bone again. But not in the direction of the fossil exhibit.
#13. Don't let George Washington get talking. You have no time to chat and he is persistent.
#14. Lock the latch to the marine life exhibit before Christopher Colombus finds the aquarium. Chris will break the glass to set his ships asail for new lands. It's a big mess.
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only if for a night [ahkmenrah]
Fanfictionwhen student emily gets a job as an assistant night guard at the museum of natural history, she's in for more than she bargained for - at this museum, history really does come to life...