Chapter 13: Tiny Wittle Man

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Slam?

*Sounds of doors breaking*

YOU CANT BREAK MY DEFENSE!

*Sounds of chainsaws breaking doors*

Save me from this world D:

*Sounds of flamethrowers*

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*Sounds of door breaking*

Mew:*Shouting* WHY DID YOU PUT SO MUCH DOOR IN THE HALLWAYS? WHERE IS THE DAMN KEYS?!

I PUTTED THEM IN THE BACK OF THE FIRST DOOR!

Mew:*Shouts* OKAY!

*Sounds of closing doors*

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*More sounds of closing doors*

he literally took the trap ..... >:D

Mew: *Shouts*I FOUND THE KEYS!

.... I take it back...

*Sounds of locked door trying to open*

Mew:*Shouts* WHICH KEY?

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Mew:*Shouts*WHICH DAMN KEY IS IT?

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Mew:*Megaphone*WHICH KEY IS IT?



*Sounds of rift opening*

Mew:Hey! i was askin-...

Mew:Hello! People! Have any of you seen the writer?

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Mew:No Not like that! Im the author! i get tired of writing so i "Hired" Someone to do the writing for me!

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Mew: Look... I cant write! I dont know how to!

*Sounds of door knocking*

Mew:Oh give me a second!

*Sounds of opening doors*

Ash:Hey! Wittle man! i was going to ask when are we going to act like the script you-

*Sounds of a barett 50.cal was shot*(Hehe Pew pew)

Mew:Now where was i?...

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Mew:Look readers...I got my writing degree on elementary okay?

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Mew:Look! You cant be silent forever readers! YOU SHALL SPEEK A WORD! >:D

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Mew: Still! I know how to wri-

*Sounds of door knocking*

Mew: Oh give me a break!

*sound of opening doors*

Mew:WHAT IS IT?

Jerry:Uh.. Sir...*Whispers*

Mew:*Nods at each word*

Jerry:*Is still whispering*

Mew:*Trying to guess what was the word given in his cellphone*

Jerry:*Still whispering*But then *INHALES AND EXHALES*

Mew:*Tries to Juggle a banana but sadly falls on the floor*

Jerry:And that is sir!

Mew:*Is asleep *

Jerry:...Uhm.....sir?

Mew:*Instantly wakes up*

Jerry: .-.

Mew: Yeeeeeh? Any news for banana killing sprees yet?

Jerry:uh.....No sir...

Mew:Good! Now can you tell me where is Josh?

Jerry:Uhm.....At his funeral?

Mew:Did he die?

Jerry:Sir his body wasn't found....All we saw as a piece of evidence was a banana

Mew:...Oh that little...

Joshua:IM 1 INCH TALLER THAN YOU!

Mew:Shut up! your supposed to be dead and be back next chapter!

Joshua:Oki! 

Mew:Good Now Stay where you are!

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Mew:good! Now what were you talking about again jerry?

Jerry:Uhm....We are .....Not Receiving money anymore from our ...uhhh....Companies....

Mew:Good!

Jerry:Uh...Sir..Why is that good?

Mew:So that way the readers wouldn't need to blame me for faking a schedule so i could watch youtube all day!

Jerry:Eh....Fair enough sir....

Mew:Good! Now kindly call our staff to the meeting hall k?

Jerry: ...okay...sir..

*Sounds of doors closing*

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Mew:You thought that i would panic did you?
          Fear Not!

*Sounds of screaming outside*

Mew:I SAID FEAR NOT!

*Sounds of shushing*

Mew:Good!All we need to do is.....Make a chapter that is involved with killing ash in 100 ways!

Lets go and talk to the staff!


*Meeting bench/1:00 Am*

Paul:So what is this about now?

Mew:We will be....

Brock: Going to the club and hit up women?

Mew:No! im too little for that! They dont allow 40.6 cm in the club if i wanted to get drunk!

Gary:Why would he even be allowed there?

Mew:Its not that! The reason i called you here is because We are gonna do somethin good!

Gary:What is it?

Mew:Killing ash in 100 ways!

Serena:*in a distance*I WILL KILL YOU IF YOU DO!

Mew:MEEH YOU CANT KILL MEH!

Paul:You actually have a smart idea for once... For so long i have been holding a grudge on him...

SCREW IT! IM BACK!

Mew:I said you stay dead!

Y DID U NOT CALL ME ?!?!

Mew:CAUSE YOU WERE DEAD!

I JUST GOT MY SURGERY!

Mew:FROM WHO?

DOCTOR WHO!

Mew:WHOSE DOCTOR?

MY DOCTOR!

Mew:WHO IS YOUR DOCTOR?!

DOCTOR WHO!

Mew:WHO THE MAIL IS DOCTOR WHO?

DOCTOR WHO WHO

Mew:HEY! THATS OFFENSIVE!

WHATS OF-FENCE-CIVE?

Mew:YOUR MAKING FUN OF DOCTOR HOOT HOOT!

NO LIVES UP BY THE NAME OF HOOT HOOT!

Mew:YES THERE IS!

NO THER-

Gary:WILL THE TWO OF YOU STOP FIGHTING DAMN IT?!?!?!

ok..

Mew:k!

Paul:So...Explain us on what we will do?

Mew:Simple!

{Operation:KA100T ))Kill Ash 100 Times((}

Objective
 -Make a simple chapter
    -Kidnap Ash
        -Get his DNA
           -Put him in [CLASSIFIED]
              -kill showcase him 100 times

Reward
    =Food
    =Vodka
    =Thats all


{Operation:Has not been started}

Brock:Hm....Alright...

Paul:Agreed...Though what is this "Classified" thing?

Mew:Secret~

Gary:So we do this now?

Mew:Part of it yes...

Oh! ill do the kidnapping!

Mew:Leave the rest to us!

So we will have 20 ways each?

Mew:hmmm...

Eh too late we will take-

Mew:20 kills each! sounds fair?

Hey!

Paul:Agreed

Gary:Its good for me!

Brock:im all set!

Alright!

Mew:Operation:KA100T Start!


-M̶a̶k̶e̶ ̶a̶ ̶s̶i̶m̶p̶l̶e̶ ̶c̶h̶a̶p̶t̶e̶r̶  (Failed)
-Kidnap Ash(Commencing)

(Speaker):Calling Staff 'Ash Ketchum' to meeting room

Ash:Oh? am i finally got action to do?

Serena:*grabs onto him*NO DONT GO!!!

Ash:Come one serena...i need to do work!

(Speaker):I repeat...Calling Staff 'Ash ketchum' to meeting room

Ash:WAIT A MINUTE! *tries to walk* Serena...Get off me!

Serena:*Grabs him tightly*Tell me one reason why should i! you will get killed!

Ash:I need to work! if i dont i wont get a lucky meal!

*Sound of door knocking*

Mew:Hey ash? 

Serena:*deadly glare*

Mew:*throws a black curtain on serena*

Ash:So...why ya need me for?

Mew:Well you see...We were supposed to make a chapter yes?

Ash:So?

Mew:Well...

Ash:Well what?

Mew:i am going to need you for a special chapter i am going to do...

Ash:Huh?

Mew:You know uh...Dimension travelling?

Ash:Yeah! there were so many books at the bookstore related to that!

Mew:We are going to make it..but on our own version....

Ash:Alright! count me in!

Serena:*Muffled*NOO DONT GO

Ash:Pshh im going to be fine to the stunts!

*sounds of doors closing*

Ash:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Mew:Hue hue hue!

((To be not Continued))

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