Meka Dragon & The Kraken: Take The Poconos

Kanye

"I HATE THE PAPARAZZI LOOKING AT ME" the Kraken bellowed. "If only our shades would finally drop" Meka Dragon sighed as the two scuttled over to the kitchen to retrieve a slice of pizza. The Kraken picked up a slice of Hawaiian pizza, while Meka Dragon chose bacon. "MEKA DRAGON, THAT WAS ALL THE PINEAPPLES" The Kraken cried as several pieces of pineapple flew off of it's pizza. Meka Dragon replied by choking on a bacon bit. They gave up on their pizza and decided to do three damage to the town. As they walked outside, thousands of men and women screamed in terror, for Meka Dragon and The Kraken were horribly ugly. Soon, however, they would be on their way to the Poconos to search for an attractive mate who would accept them for the grotesque kings of Tokyo that they were. If they didn't find one, the whole Pocono area would have to suffer 19.5 damage!