Jimmy Gonads: Man Behind The Mask

Part 1

Sadie wasn't just a cheerleader, not just a volleyball player, and not just on the debate tea- ... wait there was no debate team... well if there was she wouldn't JUST be on the debate team. Sadie is what you call a country bumpkin.  She lives in a small town in Pennsylvania but that is all going to change soon when she takes a chance and moves her life to the Frankenmuth Michigan.

Sadie walks into the world's largest christmas store and then bumps into a little hobbit man. "Move the fuck out of my way old lady." said Sadie. The little hobbit man turns around and looks at her and quickly apologizes.

Later that day, Sadie runs into the same man at a restaurant while holding a beer, causing her to spill her drink on her shirt. This time however, he is with two other men whom Sadie finds attractive.

"I am so sorry, please forgive my brothers stupid ass. Here, take my shirt." says the man

"Thank you, but you don't have to." replied sadie.

"No, here." the man said while handing his shirt out to her. "My name is SAM by the way. You should come watch my band play tonight."

"Tonight? I would love to!"

"Great then we will see you there!" Sam whispered while turning around and walking out.  Sadie gave one last look to the hobbit man who has been ruining her day so far, but smiled.

Later that night Sadie was in her room getting ready for the night ahead.  All she could think about was the hobbit looking man and how he was doing everything wrong; but even after running into her twice and spilling her drink all over her, all she could do was burst into laughter thinking about him.  So there she was laughing in her room thinking about a hobbit.  When she was done laughing she got ready by throwing on black leggings that showed her hips just enough, a low cut crop top that made her breast look nice, and black vans.  Sadie wasn't sure on what to do with her hair so she decided to just throw it in a messy bun as she walked out the door of her apartment on her way to the venue.

When Sadie arrived at the venue she remembered she didn't have a ticket so she started to walk home.  On her way out the door she heard someone shout out to her.

"Sadie! Hey Sadie wait!"

She turned around quickly and met eyes with one of the boys she met earlier. She hadn't gotten his name but recognized his face, it was remarkably similar to the one of the hobbit mans.

"Hey I don't think we've officially met, Im Jake but you can call me Sir Jacob Thomas Kiszka!" he shouted they last part getting weird glances from people around us.  "Well hello Sir Jacob Thomas Kiszka im Sadie" "Oh I know who you are" "Oh uhm... OK, but I don't have a ticket so i'm just going to go now." she started walking out the doors again before he grabbed her wrist and said "Ticket? You don't need a ticket you are sitting backstage!"  "Awesome!!!" He took her hand and skipped backstage.  As we opened the door to backstage we hit someone with the door. It was hobbit man.  He was so small that the force of the door threw him across the room and he hit the opposite wall.  "Oh shit dude you ok?!" asked Jake as a small squeak came out of the man as he laid there.  A LARGE man came out from a room and sighed "AGAIN! Josh how many times do I have to tell you NOT to stand in front of doors!" Josh, such a normal name for such strange man. The large man grabbed Josh by the back of his shirt and lifted him up and set him on his feet.  "Hi I'm Sadie!" she introduced herself sticking her hand out for him to shake. "My name is Daniel, or Dan the Man, or Danny, but NEVER Daniel SWAGNER! NEVER THAT!" He became very aggressive at the last part, it seems like he had had a traumatic experience with that name and if you ever called him that he would punch you in the face or block you or something stupid like that. "Well it was very nice to meet you Danny" " It was nice to meet you too, now if you dont mind im going to take josh to get ready for the show" he said before picking him up bridal style and walking out of the room. Weird.  Jake was about to say something as sammy walked in screaming about something.

"I AM THE CLAV KING! NOT THE CLAV PRINCE! THE CLAV KING! Oh hey Sadie I'm so glad you could make it" He ran up and hugged her.  As he stepped back she heard something crunch, she looked down and noticed he had no shoes on and the crunch noise came from his feet "Yeah his feet crunch because of how much dirt is on them. You get used to it" Jake whispered in her ear. "Thanks for letting me know Jake" "I told you to call me Sir Jacob Thomas Kiszka" he said while smacking her in the face "Jake what the fuck!" she yelled. He smacked her again "One more time and I'll punch you" "Ja-" He started to raise his fist "Sir Jacob Thomas Kiszka" he put his fist down "Thank you! Finally the recognition i deserve."  These people are very odd but I think I could get used to them.