Miraculously Random Crap

PLAGG! >:[

Yo so y'all are only reading the first two so plz plz plz comment on wut u want me to write. Also if one of these wasn't for you, read one of the other one shots. You might like that one better. Anyway plz enjoy mah story!
Mari got back to her balcony and detransformed just as she saw Chat's distinct figure jumping the roofs towards her house. "HI!"  she called waving. Chat waved back and Mari giggled. Chat came over and sprawled in one of the beach chairs she had laid out when summer started.
"So, I heard that a very meowtiful purrincess needed her knight in shining armor."
"Purrhaps kitty cat"
Chat pretends to wipe a tear from his eye. "Purrincess,you just punned! I'm so purroud of you!" Mari snickered. Suddenly Chat got all serious. "Uh, princess?"
"Yes chaton?" Mari asked, confused by the atmosphere change that came with his seriousness.
"I-I want to tell Ladybug my citizen identity..." he mumbled. Not quite hearing him Marinette asked for him to repeat what he just said. "I want to tell Ladybug my citizen identity!" Chat blurted. Suddenly a bright green flash went off and Chat's eyes widened. "Nononononnononono! Plagg no we need to get out of here,first!" Chat shouted as he detransformed.
Marinette,who was still shocked by the flash, regained her senses to late. She closed her eyes, but not before she saw Chat's civilian identity. Adrien Agreste.
"Plagg!" Adrien scolded, "What the hell was that for?!"
"You said you wanted to reveal to Ladybug," Plagg drawled, "So I sped up the process. Now where's my cheese?" Plagg dove into the pocket dubbed "The Cheese Pocket" and started munching down.
Just below the trapdoor, a tiny red kwami broiled over in rage. 'How could Plagg have done this!?' She growled inside her head. Before she could calm down, Tikki was out the trapdoor and shouting at Plagg to come out of Adrien's jacket. "You stupid cat!"she shrieked, "How could you have done this?! We're supposed to keep their identities a secret! And on a balcony!? You're just dying for someone to find out who Chat Noir really is so more people will give you cheese, damn it!"
"Gotcha Sugarcube!" Plagg exclaimed floating towards her. "I knew you wouldn't fall for my other tricks so I've been forming a new one. To be honest, Adrien almost caught me in the act."
"Wait what?" Adrien spluttered.
"'The Cheese Map' my dear boy." Plagg sighed in contentment. "When you asked what I was writing on that piece of  paper I knew I had to come up with something that would make you avoid that paper at all cost. So I decided to use what I love most, besides you Sugarcube, CHEESE!" The cat kwami sighed, then floated over to Tikki, still boiling in rage but starting to simmer down, and hugged her. "And now..." he sighed, "WE GET TO BE TOGETHER FOREVER SUGARCUBE!!!!" he shouted.
Damn you you silly kitten Tikki thought as she hugged him back.

Alright hi it's me the Baka who wrote this story. So I will not be consistent and my stories will most likely be crap so I appreciate all y'all for reading them. Anyways let me know if there's a mlb fic you want me to write! THX BAI!