WHO'S THE SASSIEST OF THE EMO QUARTET

Ray Toro V. Brendon Urie

Brendon Urie;

1. "Yeah, chewing's annoying?"

*Picks up chip and chews as loudly as possible*

"Thanks"

2. Crowd: "What a shame the poor grooms bride is a wh-"

Brendon: "fucking slut"

3. "Ya'll think I don't know shit I know what i'm talking about, I just chill up with these bitches got their dicks in my m- I MEAN THEIR TITS..THEIR TITS ARE IN MY MOUTH!" 

4. *Diggerio noises*

Dallon: Hey Brendon, could you diggeri don't

*Pulls Diggerio down dramatically*

Brendon: FUCK YOU!

Ray Toro;

1. "Where can I get an Italian ice cream? Well got one in the afternoon, that is what I would ask myself at the moment, I will keep thinking about the ice cream we had before"

2. "Unfourtanetly, men would only be interested in women's personality's if it bounced around when they walked"

3. "I've been left a truck stops, and i'd have to call them on my cell and be phone, and be like 'Hey, what's up?' and they're just like 'Hey, how's it going man?' and i'm like 'You notice anything missing from the van?' and they'd sort of look around and be like 'Oh Shit!'"

4. "I wasn't popular in high school.  Thank god I didn't have a girlfriend or I would suck a guitar now"

Sorry Ray

Brendon moves to the next round!