The Way We Found Love Janoskians Style

February 27th 2019

Mackenna

Right before we walk on stage, you hear Skip and Nickohle going at it.

"I can't fucking believe you! You're such a whore!"

"Fuck off! You knew it wasn't yours to begin with!"

"No! I fucking didn't! Because you led me to think it was! You told me it was!"

"Boo fucking hoo!! Get over it Daniel!" She says and slaps him. She just told him that she is actually 4 months pregnant, not two, and that it is Bryant's baby, which he confirmed. They count down to our intro. The Janoskians go out first, Addi in Luke's arms, because he and Hannah didn't trust anyone with them during the first concert , so they kept them on stage with them. Now the two week old twins are part of every show. We have done 4 so far, and it's going great! Then The Deceased walk on, Hannah with Blaine in her arms. Then the MAGCON Boys, then the extras, also known as The Unknowns. We weren't creative enough to find a new name, so we went with that. The Janoskians do a set. Normally Real Girls Eat Cake, Beat Friends, and This Fucking Song. Then The Deceased to a set of three songs. Then The MAGCON Boys do a short skit, then we go to the signing and meet and greet and we are off. It normally runs so smoothly, you would think that that is our everyday thing, not us screaming at each other for hours on end. Oh! And did I mention, I can walk again now? I'm so fucking happy!

"Hey girl! I see you made an effort with your lipstick! But you got some on your teeth you fucking dipshit! You're like a hot mess and I like it! Yeah, yeah, yeah! Let's go, when we go out we make a great team. You eat like a dude, lick your plate clean, that's my kind of girl and I like it! Yeah, yeah, yeah!" Beau starts off the song, pulling Skyelir to the front with him.

"I'd be the first to take you to the prom at our school! I get a stiffy from all your awkward dance moves! I even wrote a stupid song because I like you!" Jai sings.

"Real stupid, this song." Daniel says, putting in his two sense as always.

"I don't need a girl who worry about a theigh gap! I like the fact that you don't give a shit about that! It's still sexy if you eat more than salad on a date!" They all sing in unison as we stand on stage behind them waiting.

"Whao!" James says, as he repeats many times through the song.

"Cause real girls eat cake! To me you're prettier than Adriana Lima! The way you work it when you're looking in the mirror! When you're with me you can be who you are for fucks sake!" They continue.

"Whao!" James repeats.

"Cause real girls eat cake!" They continue further, finishing the chorus.

"I really, really like the way your face it!" Luke starts.

"Beautiful!" Skip says, looking at me quickly.

"Even when there's food stuck in your braces!" Luke continues.

"Yummy!!" Daniel says, looking at the fans again.

"But I'll still snog you cause I like it! Yeah, yeah, yeah! Let me have a word with your mom cause she's sexy." He continues still.

"Sexy!" Daniel says as it appears to come out natural as he locks eyes with me.

"It must run in your genes if you get me. I gotta admit that I like her! Yeah, yeah, yeah!" Luke finishes as he walks to Hannah and takes her up with him, his one arm around her waist and his other holding Addi.

"I'd be the first to take you to the prom at our school! I get a stiffy from all your awkward dance moves! I even wrote a stupid song because I like you!" Jai repeats, as he stands where he is, not wanting to risk getting punched by Eve during yet another show. He looks down.