Her Frozen Heart || A Kristanna Story

Chapter 4

Chapter 4

Anna POV

"Well well well who do we have here?" That jerk! "You know Prince Jerk of the Sideburn Isles!" He laughs....much evil. "Wow how creative!" Kristoff has his "I'm gonna kill you" face on. I hold him back. I'm not going to punch him obviously...I'm too weak. "YOU USED MY DUCT TAPE!!!!" I can see Kristoff facepalm in the corner of my eye. Hans rolls his eyes "Calm down feistypants." "ONLY KRISTOFF CALLS ME THAT! AND YOU BETTER NOT USE ANYMORE DUCT TAPE!!! I WAS GOING TO USE IT TO MAKE BOWS FOR THE BABY!" I cover my mouth. Oh shoot....I just revealed my secret. Elsa is trying to talk through the duct tape, but all I hear is "MPPHFFPMMPFMMHHPHMPH!!!" "Oohhh so you two are that in love? Hm, so are Elsa and I!" Her eyes widen. We both know this is only part of his plan. "Ya right! She would never date a guy who was going to kill her!" Elsa actually found a way to get the duct tape off....with her legs. "I AM NOT IN LOVE WITH YOU AND ANNA WHY DIDNT YOU TELL ME AND AT LEAST ASK ME FIRST AND..." I sigh. Here we go again...Elsa going on another rant about stuff I don't care about. As she's still talking, I hear a laugh. Olaf! He walks into the room. "Oh hey!! It's Prince Jerkface!!" I've taught him well. "Oh shut up you little snowman. You in what army?" Oh no...Olaf has some plan. But what it is, I have no clue. I notice him open the window and lift the screen. Anyone could fall out. "A reindeer army of course!" Suddenly, Sven runs into the room and picks Hans up with his antlers and throws him out the window. I close and lock it, and tell the guards to quickly close the gates until he's gone. "That's my boy!" Kristoff puts his arm around Sven "Thank you! I've been practicing!" "Sven" says. Kristoff does his Sven voice ALL the time. It drives Elsa nuts. If we get married, Sven will probably be the best....reindeer I guess. Elsa will have to leave the room, or wear gloves. We wouldn't want another eternal winter. But Elsas arms are still behind her back....wait a minute! Hans is that dumb?! The chains are made of duct tape too! I grab scissors and cut it. Real smooth Hans.... "OH THANK YOU I NOW HAVE CIRCULATION IN MY HANDS!" Her hands were starting to turn purple. That's unfortunate. "Oh! Here Sven, I've been practicing this for you." Elsa makes an ice carrot for Sven. She's so creative. I could make ice chocolate! Or better yet...Sven ice sculptures (that Kristoff cries over) covered in chocolate. I should ask Elsa someday! Elsa whispers something in Kristoff's ear. Is this it?! Is she giving him her blessing to marry me? Ohhhh please let it be that!! "Uh Anna, I've wanted to ask you this for a while now," OH MY GOSH THIS IS IT "well, here goes..." He starts to kneel down. IM GONNA GET MARRIED!!!! "Anna...will you...." EEEEEEEEEEEE "tie my shoe?" Elsa laughs so hard. So that was what she said to him. "YOU EVIL SNOW QUEEN" Even Kristoff is laughing now. "Oh just let it go!" "THE SNOW GLOWS WHITE ON THE MOUNTAIN TONIGHT" I start to sing her song. This annoys the heck out of her *a few min of let it go later* "LET THE STORM RAGE OOOONNNNNNNN" Elsa and Kristoff cover their ears. "The cold never bothered me anyway." I suddenly get colder and fall to the ground. Ok...maybe the cold does bother me.....