Funny intro fight dialogues

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Me vs. Enard(forgot how to spell it)

Warning: Some cussing for these

Enard: Hello human. You will be so easy to beat!

Me: Wow I'm being harrased by a toaster.

Syca vs. Me

Syca: Lets do this...cage match style

Me: You didn't just say that...

Syca: I am your daughter


Predator vs. Luna

Predator: ....

Luna: You look tasty.........but I don't eat out of the trash

Draco vs. Alien

Alien: *growls*

Draco: Might wanna get some plastic surgery cause your head looks like a dildo

Luna vs. Jacob

Jacob: Luna...

Luna: As I eat you out you will suffer

Jacob: As we talk, I punch your face

Me vs. Loki

Loki: Need a word of advice

Me: Ok but you never listen

Loki: That's not w-never mind

Stella vs. Lance

Stella: You might want to contact me later...

Lance: Why?

Stella: Cause I'm gonna punch your fucking balls back where they were...


Draco vs. Luna

Draco: Hey baby

Luna: Asshole...

Draco: And You know you like it


Me vs. Lance

Me: I feel sorry for you

Lance: Steph will come back for me

Me: I meant your face


Loki vs. Abby

Loki: Abby..

Abby: Sister's boyfriend

Loki: Insane as always

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