Don't Ever Write At Five In The Morning

This Is The Point Of No Return

Cas woke up with Dean by his side. He smiled at the way his hair looked in the morning. It reminded him of a porcupine due to the spikiness of it. But it was adorable. Dean opened his green eyes, which reminded Cas of summer's grass coated in morning dew.

"Morning sunshine." Dean muttered.

"Hey, baby." Dean always smiled when Cas called him baby. It always reminded him of the Impala. Which they've done it in a hundred times.

"Today I don't feel like doing anything

I just wanna lay in my bed

Don't feel like picking up my phone

So leave a message at the tone

'Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything." Cas chuckled.

"That's my favorite song, snuggle bunny."

"I know that, huggy bear." They kissed. A lot.

"So we're just gonna stay in here all day long?" Cas smiled and bit his lip.

"Hells to the yeah! Your laziness is contagious."

"I don't know, I'm feeling peckish." Dean grinned.

"No problemo, mi corazon."

"Have you been watching Beverly Hills Chihuahua again?"

"What's Spanish for maybe?" They both laughed. Dean grabbed a bell on the nightstand and rang it a few times. Sam came in.

"What do you need?" He asked.

"Breakfast. Make it waffles with a side of rainbows."

"How would you like your rainbows done?"

"Over easy." And with that, Sam went into the kitchen.

"Ah, breakfast in bed. One of the few morning joys." Cas smiled.

"Cas, I have a confession to make."

"What is it?" Dean paused in self doubt.

"I'm from an alternate world and I'm a pony prince there and the crown actually has a magical element embedded in it that helps power up other magical elements, and without it they don't work anymore, and I need them all to help protect my magical world, and if I don't get the crown tonight, I'll be stuck in this world and I won't be able to get back for, like, a really, really long time." They looked each other in the eye for a while. Cas shrugged.

"I can dig it."

"Really?" Dean smiled. Cas's eyes grew brighter.

"Is that why you want rainbows for breakfast?" Dean grabbed his hand.

"And waffles." Just as he said this, Sam returned with a tray loaded with waffles and bags of skittles.

"Sam, these aren't rainbows!"

"Sorry, closest thing I could find." And he left.

"Is Sam a pony, too?"

"Sorta. He's a moose there." Cas gasped.

"That explains everything!"

"I know, right!"

So, yeah. This is how my brain functions when I go without sleep. If I ever stay up too late again, I'll write some more stuff like this :3 And, yes, that was Pinkie Pie from Equestria Girls. IMMA BRONY AND PROUD OF IT! Hehe,

*brohoof*

Okay, that's it for now!

That's all folks!

Hasta lavista, baby!

Geronimo!

Sayonara!

Adios!

Buh-bye!

Why are you still here?

Seriously, gtfo.