Don't Ever Write At Five In The Morning

This May Poison Your Brain

At this point, I haven't slept in a while. I stayed up all night, and I'm typing this at 7:30 pm. I will soon not even be able to formulate a sentence properly. You have been warned.

Dean was faced with a choice. Either stay in this humany land or return to Equestria and rule over everyone and stuff. 'Cause he's a prince there. But he fell in love with such a cutie pie boy there and he just wuved him with all his Alicorn heart. He couldn't take Cassie Wassie with him, 'cause the portal was stubborn. Cas was too humany wumany.

"Let's run away." Cas begged.

"I can't, sugarkins. I've got responsibilities and crap."

"Just take me with you Deanie Baby. I promise I'll make a good pony. What kind of pony would I be?"

"I don't know. And we can't know. 'Cause the portal is so stupid."

"Hey, I heard that!" The portal yelled from behind them.

"Don't make me Molotov you, you assbutt!" Cas shot back. Dean smiled at him.

"I love it when you make up words, Jinglepuff." He kissed him. Cas looked into his razzle dazzle green eyes.

"Can you come and visit?" He asked with big blue eyes.

"It all depends on Princess Celestia. And who knows, maybe I could convince her to let you come to Ponyville." Cas smiled.

"That'd be super stupendous." Dean looked at his watch. One minute left.

"Well," He drawled out. "I guess this is goodbye for now."

"Don't say that. Goodbye sounds too permanent."

"Okay, ladybug. Would you prefer see you later? Hasta lavista? Adios? Sayonara? TTFN?"

"Dean, what're you doing?"

"See you on the flip side! Let's blow this Popsicle stand! Time to hit the road!"

"Dean-" He was cut off by Dean's lips connecting with his. It was a goodbye kiss. This was how he was saying goodbye.

Or so he thought.

The kiss lasted at least a few minutes, and once Dean pulled away, the portal had switched itself off.

"Or how about none of the above, honey cakes?"

"I like that option." They held each other in a warm embrace. Cas was crying tears of joy.

"Oh my sugar, I love you." Dean declared.

"Holy shiz, I love you too. Don't ever scare me like that again, you sexy mofo."

"I won't. I promise. I'll stay here with you forever, kissypie." They kept holding each other and sobbing joyous tears. Dean drove them to Cas's house, Cas falling asleep on the way there. Dean thought he looked so frickety frackety adorbs when he slept. The way he curled up reminded Dean of the world's cutest baby kitten. His nose would twitch every now and then like a wittle bunny rabbit.

Once they got to his house, Dean carried Cas inside. He kept snoring and calling out Dean's name. It made Dean giggle like a fangirl who just got complimented on her TARDIS dress.

He laid Cas down on the bed and snuggled up next to him. He fell into a deep sleep, thinking over and over, I will not leave my baby angel. I love him too much.

I need a nickname for you guys. Hmmmmm. This could be the sleep deprivation talking, but how about mini marshminions? I dunno why. Maybe it'll stick.

-Peace Off, my Mini Marshminions!

There's no way in hail I'm gon remember this shiznit. It's like drunk dialing, but I don't care. :3