karaoke ➵ k.ys + c.sn [discontinued]

ii.

yeosang:
yo mr karaoke

karaoke boi:
yeosang i won't hesitate to slap you

yeosang:
rude but i'll let it pass
anyway
since it's obvious which one of us remembers more
what actually happened last night

karaoke boi:
oh
well i mean i also drank so i don't remember everything
but basically i saw you on the counter and thought you're cute
so i decided to come say hi

yeosang:
so you just did it because i was cute

karaoke boi:
ya??
and you also remind me of someone

yeosang:
who might that unlucky young man be

karaoke boi:
well you see
it's early
my head hurts
so i can't remember

yeosang:
sucks to be you huh

karaoke boi:
you
you literally said 
that you're having your worst hangover so far

yeosang:
fair point
anyway
did i act like a big idiot or
i tend to get kinda out of control when drunk

karaoke boi:
so why were you drunk in the first place

yeosang:
now this is a good question right here

karaoke boi:
yeosang...are you for real

yeosang:
wait
no
i remembered
stop playing with me >:(
i'm not telling you why i was drunk

karaoke boi:
welp
it was worth the shot
maybe one day i'm gonna catch you off guard hehe 

yeosang:
you wish

karaoke boi:
yep
anyway
why didn't you at least bring someone
who knows what would have happened if i didn't show up

yeosang:
why
what did you do
or maybe i should ask what did /i/ do

karaoke boi:
i drove you to your house
because at some point you were gonna pass out
you looked pretty tired

yeosang:
i always look tired
but like
 you knew where i live??
stalker much

karaoke boi:
no
you told me your address
it took a long time to get it out of you tho

yeosang:
obviously
cause it sure is a splendid idea to tell strangers where you live
and i'm like hella introverted so i'd prefer to stay quiet
of course it'd be hard to get me to talk

karaoke boi:
you sure weren't quiet yesterday
you rambled about your job all the way to your home
anyways you should like thank me

yeosang:
oh
what did i say
and thanks ig

karaoke boi:
smh
but i don't remember
i just know it was related to your job
i didn't even understand what you work
your speech was too messy