Teacher- I have a green ball in one hand, a green ball in the other, so what do I have here?
Student" kermit the frog begging for mercy,
haha lol
Alright this one is mine
a police officer pulls over a redneck, she says "anything that you say will be held against you the redneck, excited, yelled BOOBS!!
It's strange to work in a hospital. You know, in a room there's a father holding his son for the first time , and in the other there's a son holding his father for the last, and the next room over you can smell the morgue.
welcome to Chucky E. Cheese. Everything you see is dirty, our mascot is a rat, but here eat some pizza next to a sneezing child
