Rapunzel: Woohoo! It's gonna be the best day of my life, my li-i-i-i-i-ife!
Flynn: ....people these days.
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Rapunzel: *reads Divergent* I will never, ever leave the tower! Screw you, Jeanine!
Mother Gothel: *smiles*
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Mother Gothel: You will never leave this tower! EVER!
Rapunzel: ....
Mother Gothel: Oh... now I'm the bad guy.
Rapunzel: Now I know what I need for my birthday, mother. Buy me more Divergent, Percy Jackson, Twilight and Hunger Games books. And an MP3 player and Beats headphones and speakers for my laptop. And a new Imagine Dragons album! Pleeeeeease? *grins*
Mother Gothel: ..... I guess that's a lot, but I can manage.
Rapunzel: Oh yeah!
*2 1/2 minutes later*
Mother Gothel: Rapunzel! L-let down your hair! I guess I can't manage at all!
Rapunzel: .... oops.
YOU ARE READING
Tangled Crack
HumorIf you're bored read this. It's not gonna be hilarious as it is, but I think (I'm not sure) it's gonna brighten your day! ;)
