Grocery Shopping

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WARNING INSIDE JOKES ARE IN AND IM TOO LAZY TO EDIT SO IM VERY SORRY

THIRD POV
" Kiaraaaaaa no more mashed potatoes!!! You can't survive off of mashed potatoes and Mac and cheese alone." The shorter girl scolded her best friend. The taller girl just pouted and said " But Mr.  Strohl said it's possible!!! It's not healthy...BUT I CAN DO IT!!" The taller girl had an obsession about mashed potatoes and m&ms. Of course, she tamed her addiction to the sweet chocolate delights. The shorter Hispanic girl just shook her head and looked up at her friend. The motherly instincts taking over , once again. "No. I'm cooking. You can't just eat mashed potatoes. Plus you'd probably be the first person to actually burn water." The small Mexican looked up at Kiara with a smug look. "HEY! Rude!! Im not that bad!!" The bickering between the two best friends continued as they began to walk into the vegetable section. " My job as your best friend, and honorary sister, is to make sure you eat REAL food. So, tonight I'm going to make chicken and sal-" The short girl stopped in her tracks as she looked up and saw 7 familiar men. " Oi. What's wrong with you, Macay- Holy crap." The two girls froze in their tracks. Before them, were the 7 members of BTS. Of course they had all forms of disguise on themselves like hats and masks. But the girls still recognized their idols. They each gave each other a look of surprise and hid from the 7 goofballs. " Macaylah, what are we gonna do? We can't just go up to them. Cause one, we'd embarrass ourselves. And two, it's their time to be taking a break. No fans. No concerts. Just be human. " The short girl pondered a second before a suggestion came to mind. "Ok. . We walk by them, while quietly singing Fake Love. That way, we get noticed by our oppas. Deal?" The tall girl just smirked and nodded, " Deal. Ok let's get going." Kiara takes out her phone and plays the melody to Fake Love. The two then begin their way towards the boys. As they walk past they make sure to be a bit louder. Causing the boys to turn their heads. " I'm so sick of this fake love, fake love, fake love
I'm so sorry but it's fake love, fake love, fake love"
The seven boys had a look of shock before it quickly turns to smug smirks and smiles. Jin smiles brightly along with Jimin and Tae.  Yoongi, Namjoon, and Jungkook had giant smirks. All while Hoseok was practically jumping around. As the two girls turned they look up into the direction of their idols, and smile at them. Making sure to make eye contact with each of the members before disappearing.

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