new disCoVerIeS! OwO

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So uh there are....new zombies
.....it sucks ass qmq
So there are these ones that cough, sneeze and puke slime up onto you or the ground to slow you down, and it'll eat you alive if it gets you..I call em slimeys....uhmsnzb.....then there are the ones who are giant...the one that attacked Ghyia yesterday...they will punch you into a pink and red puddle...I call em brutes.....and the suckiest ones are the ones I call Posessers. They grab onto you, put their hands in your mouth, and their hands rip into your head and body. They like..possess you. Consume your whole body. THEN they make you kill yourself..which kills them too... The only way to not die from them is to keep your mouth and eyes shut tight..
Anyways
Time skiperooooo
I layed in bed still sore from the day. It was finally nighttime...and that meant another sleepless night. I closed my eyes and instantly opened them. I heard rustling in the bushes outside. I carefully went to the cracked af window and saw a shadow in a bush. I tapped on the window and got a cut from fucking glAss...and the shadow was gone. I looked at the group huddled together on the floor and looked at my bed. I decided that was unfair and just wiggled into the huddle on the floor. The floor started rumbling and then a hole smashed through the floor. Everyone (including me UWUWUWU) screamed. I grabbed my knife and looked up. It was a brute. I ordered Ghyia to distract it...and she runs over to the side and screams "PENIS PENIS PENIS" the monster looks over at her. I jump up onto it's back, get onto it's head, and as it reaches up for me, I stab it in the nose. The brute exploded into a puddle of slime. The floor was ruined...
More time skippy skippy uwu
We had taken some dirt to fix the hole and some wood to cover it. I felt my back and there was still a mark from that snowball. Damn kids- (lmao old men be like dAmN kIdS) Taylor started to have an aneurysm and I wheezed and asked what's wrong "I have a karate tournament mznznzb" she said. "Bitch it's Saturday why you be PHYSICALLY ACTIVE on a SATURDAY? It's 6 AM haha" Taylor pulled my hood over my face and walked away. "BITCH-" I said. Ghyia was starting out the window. I looked out and saw Jayden walking down the street. "Better get the mop, Taylor. Ghyia's drooling" I said and ran away wheezing. Ghyia kicked me and left. She came back a second later with Jayden. "Yo wassup" he said. I was mopping up the area Ghyia was just in to fuck with her. Jayden layed down on a couch "I'm tired" and fell asleep. I mopped around Ghyia "you got a crusshhhhh on himmm" I said. "At least I'm not gay for-" she started to say "BITCH SHUT THE FUCK UP SKSKSKZKZKSKSKSKSKSK" I screamed at her and ran away

Embarresment OWO

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