Hunger Games Generator

The District Generator

The District Generator

1) You grew up:

      a) in an upscale section of a bustling city

      b) near the meatpacking or textile district of a city

      c) near the ocean

      d) in a secluded, wooded area

      e) above a retail shop

      f)near the power plant

      g) on a ranch

      h) on a farm (if you don't know the difference between a ranch and a farm, you clearly didn't grow up on either)

      i) in the mountains

      j) with three eyeballs and four legs

      k) you can't remember

2) Your favorite pasttime is:

      a) reading skymall

      b) assembling things

      c) hanging out on a boat

      d) wandering in the woods or hanging out in your treehouse

      e) shopping for new clothes

      f) playing with your chemistry set

      g) riding horses

      h) baking

      i) showering

      j) making objects move with your mind

      k) you don't know or can't remember

3) If someone were going to buy you a birthday present, you'd prefer:

      a) a diamond ring. the bloodier the diamond, the better!

      b) a framed Rosie the Riveter poster

      c) a cruise

      d) a nice mahogany desk

      e) the new jacket you saw in last month's Vogue

      f) the lamp from A Christmas Story

      g) a really good steak dinner

      h) a membership to the local farmer's market co-op

      i) to pay your electricity bill for the month

      j) a proton gun

      k) you have no friends, and even if you did, they wouldn't know what to get you, because you have no personality

4) When you grow up, your goal is to:

      a) become a famous designer

      b) become foreman at your factory

      c) own a yacht and sail the seven seas

      d) make your own paper, like Claire in The Time-Traveler's Wife

      e) open an etsy shop of hand-sewn clothes and crafts

      f) find ways to harvest sustainable energy

      g) get your own ranch and raise lots of cows for burgers

      h) open a community garden