Dare #4

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Admin: *sleeping soundly on his bed when he gets a notification saying he has a dare*
Hmm? Alfred! Get the batmobile!!

Hermes: I'm sorry what?

Admin: *starts kicking and punching Hermes* Take that Joker!!

Hermes: A-OW HEYSTAHPHETGAWDAMMIT!

Admin: Crime doesn't pay!

Hermes: I never said it did *slaps Admin awake*

Admin: Ahh! The Joker Retaliates

Zeus: WHAT IN THE NAME OF CHAOS IS GOING ON!!

Admin: *gasp* The Joker has Backup, DICK COME HERE!!

Apollo: *dressed up as robin* I'm coming!

Admin: No! His backup is too strong!

Hypnos and the Hypnos Cabin: Attention All units. Lock onto the Big Z I repeat attack Big Z!! FORWARD ONTO BATTLE MATES!!!!! YARRR!!!!

Hermes: Wait! Why are you all here?

Admin: *finally wakes up* I-It was a sleepover...

Hermes: I understand that Hypnos be here but why you Apollo?

Apollo: I got locked out of mt house..

Admin: Anyways, DemigodofCrops dares you to kidnap Taldic.

Hermes: Wtf is a Taldic?

Admin: *points to the sky* Demeter made 'em

Hermes: *sigh* Ya know what? I'll do something better.

Later...

Hermes: *holding Taldic* Son! Put duct tape on him!

Admin: *brings out Hephaestus Brand Duct Tape and tapes Taldic's mouth shut* Done!

Hermes: *puts Taldic in a box and brings it to Zeus*

Admin: Wha-?

Hermes: Special Delivery for Zeus!

Zeus: This better not be a prank Hermes.. And get your son disciplined!
*opens the box*

Taldic: Mmph (dad!)

Zeus: SON?!

Hera: Who's thi- I THOUGH I TOLD YOU TO NEVER HAVE A CHILD AGAIN!?!?!?

Zeus: I can explain?

Hermes: This won't end well

Admin: Yup. Let's go before we get in trouble.

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