Unfortunate Song Parodies

Yankee Doodle Parody (Spankee Fondle)

A/N: Attention readers, this parody may be offensive to some people. Please do not proceed if you like the song "Yankee Doodle". While this is about his evil twin, Spankee Fondle, I still advise you to proceed at your own risk (or run away and hide right now).

Spankee Fondle went church,
Riding on a sneaker.
Ate an apple and the core,
And licked your plastic beakers.

Spankee Fondle went to prom,
Riding on a big dog.
Took a photo of his face,
And ate cake in the hot tub.

Spankee Fondle keep it down,
Spankee Fondle dandy.
Mind the glue stick and the step,
And with the rats be handy.
Spankee Fondle keep it loud,
Spankee Fondle rowdy.
Mind the red wine in the cup,
And with the dogs be handy.

Spankee Fondle went to town,
Tooting on a toilet.
Shoved a ruler up his nose,
And sent some pics to Granddad.

Spankee Fondle went to Mars,
Singing karaoke.
Popped a Marsian in his mouth,
And flirted with your auntie.

Spankee Fondle keep it down,
Spankee Fondle dandy.
Mind the glue stick and the step,
And with the girls be handy.
Spankee Fondle keep it loud,
Spankee Fondle rowdy.
Mind the red wine in the club,
And with the boys be handy.

Spankee Fondle went downtown,
Riding on your arse-cheekz.
Threw a smartphone in the bin,
And did stuff with your Barbie.

Spankee Fondle fled to France,
Flying on a baguette.
Stole some cheeses from a chef,
And snogged the Eiffel Tower.

Spankee Fondle keep it up,
Spankee Fondle dance now.
Mind the drug lords and the meth,
And with the cops be handy.
Spankee Fondle keep it loud,
Spankee Fondle rowdy.
Mind the cocaine on your desk,
And with the toads be handy.

Spankee Fondle pick your nose,
Spankee Fondle yodel.
Mind the coppers on your street,
And with the thugs be handy.
Spankee Fondle keep it down,
Spankee Fondle rowdy.
Mind the bookmark up your nose,
And clear your browser hist'ry!