Includes PJO, Divergent, TMR, THG, and much more! So there will be a few chapters on every fandom I can come up with. Comment if you want any other fandom! And yes Percabeth is a fandom. Love you guys!!! Anyways starting off with a mixture of things!
*****3 PJO Ones*****
Number one.
The underworld during the spring and the summer:
Hades: ALL THE SINGLE HADES
Hades: ALL THE SINGLE HADES
Hades: ALL THE SINGLE HADES
Hades: NOW PUT YOUR HANDS UP!
Hades: *throws hands in the air and runs around*
Spirits: So THIS is our eternal punishment.
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Number Two.
Annabeth: I have a bad feeling about this...
Percy: What do you mean?
Annabeth: Don't you ever get that small voice inside your head telling you something is going to get you in a lot of trouble?
Grover: ...
Percy: No?
Annabeth: Tha... That explains so much.
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Number Three.
Zeus to Thalia: I guess you can live.
Athena to Annabeth: You have failed me.
Hermes to Luke: ...
Hades to Nico: I liked your sister better.
Poseidon to Percy: YOOOO MAH MAIN MAN HOW ARE THINGS GOING WITH THE WHOLE SAVING THE WORLD THING HAPPY BIRTHDAY DUDE OH BTW SERIOUS THINGS IS ABOUT TO GO DOWN SO BRACE YOURSELF HAHAHA OK TTYL BYEEEEEEEEEEE
****Now For 3 Divergent****
Me at the choosing ceremony:
Me: *cuts hand* *tears up* HOLY OH MY THAT HURT LIKE A MOTHER
Me:*gets blood everywhere* I'm so sorry! Oh my!
Me: *crashes into a bowl of hot coals* *catches on fire*
Me: *runs to erudite bowl and pours water on self*
Me: *slips on own blood on the floor* *falls*
Me: OH MY GOD I JUST WANTED TO BE DAUNTLESS! WOW
Dauntless: No
Me: Please?
Dauntless: Go home.
Me: But I was Dauntless born...
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Four: Omfg that abnegation girl is hawt.
Four: dayum she's cute
Four: #neverleavingdauntless
Four: I need to get closer to her
Four: but what do I say?
Four:...
Four: WHAT MAKES YOU THINK YOU CAN TALK TO ME!?
Four: it's like we're already dating
Four: *stabs her ear with a butter knife*
Four: it's love
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Tris on peace serum:
Tris: Four come here bby
Tris: why am I calling out a number??
Tobias: no it's Tobias. What did they do to you?
Tris: Omg Tobias your voice is so cute!
Tobias: Uhhh....
Tris:I love you
Tobias: *face palms*
Tris: Come here and give me a kiss!
Tobias: No... stop.
Tris:just relax bby and lemme ki—
Tobias: JOHANNA FIX MY GIRLFRIEND!
***And Now to the Glade***
The flat trans are grey
The lightning is blue
I'll punch you in the bloody neck if you call it Maze Runner two
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Me every time I have a headache:
OH MY GRIEVER!!! YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS?!!! I HAVE THE FREAKING FLARE!!!
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Friends: Minho is a useless character.
Me: *mentally throwing you off the cliff*
****And Now to TFIOS****
Hazel: um... why are you staring at me?
Augustus: because I like staring at beautiful people.
Hazel: Caleb you're my brother.
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After watching TFIOS:
Me: *makes sweater* I made it with my tears.... *bursts out crying*
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Over text:
Boy: Pizza?
You: Pizza 🍕
Boy: Maybe pizza will be our okay.
***And Now the weather!***
Hey guys so that was a sample of the book so favorite and comment!!! Love you guys!!
-Chloe
