Percy Jackson if you can't read what's above!
*****to the jokes!******
Percy Jackson movies be like:
Book: He was short—
Movie: No
Book: And her hair—
Movie: No way!
Book: They used to—
Movie:I don't think so...
Book: But they lived in—
Movie: NO. NO. NO.
Movie: LETS CHANGE THIER NAMES!!
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Leo: *Can make fire out of thin air*
Frank: *Can turn into animals on command*
Percy: *Can breath underwater and make hurricanes*
Piper: *Can convince people with just her voice to do things for her*
Hazel: *Valued jewels pop up at her feet*
Jason: *Flies And Can makes lightning*
Annabeth: *looks up from book* Shut up. I'm smarter than all of you combined! *snaps fingers and flips hair*
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One does not simply watch the Percy Jackson movies and believe they are better than the books.
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Here in the Percy Jackson fandom we ship one of our main characters with a brick....
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Me: Dear Veronica Roth, J.K. Rowling, Rick Riordan, Suzzane Colin's, John Green, and many many more amazing book authors. Thank you for killing everyone.
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When someone says they like Percy Jacksons movies more than the books:
I am sorry I bit you. And pulled your hair. And punched you in the face....
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If you think our fandom is normal... think again. We ship Jason with a brick....
Jason: I love her.
Someone else: Dude that's a brick.
Jason: Don't talk about her like that.
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Got dyslexia? Great! Your now fluent in Ancient Greek!
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Friend: I'm a fan of Percy Jackson! I loved the movies!!!
Me: DISHONOR!! DISHONOR ON YOUR FAMILY! DISHONOR ON YOU!!! DISHONOR ON YOUR COW!!
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How Percy proposes to Annabeth:
Percy: Hey Annabeth! Wanna be my
Percy: *Takes out boom box at full volume and holds it in the air*
Boombox: *playing Panic! At The Disco* MISS JACKSON MISS JACKSON MISS JACKSON
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Friend: Wait Percy Jackson is a booK??!!
Me: *face palms* let's get you the books!
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When you get to the part where it's getting good:
All the people in the world: let's annoy them.
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Leo be like:
I don't always die but when I do I don't
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Finding out Luke was evil in the lightning thief:
I was rooting for you!! We were all rooting for you!! How could you??!
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Friend: Oh! PERCY JACKSON TWO WAS AMAZING!!!!!!!
Me: oh you poor poor mortal!
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Stranger: The only thing I like about Percy Jackson is Perchel.
Me: row row row your boat... gently off a cliff!
*****And now the weather*****
Hey peeps! So I'll update soon but school tomorrow :((((((( again: comment and vote!!!!!!
