One Big Happy Family! (From The Pits Of Hell)

Lord Have Mercy, I'm Just A Single Lesbian Foster Mother

Rosemary was awoken quite abruptly by a crash from the kitchen and several yelling voices. She sighed and slipped out of her bed and down the hall towards the kitchen. The sight she saw made her want to jump off of a cliff. A pot was sitting on the stove with flames going up to three feet high, while Leah, a girl wearing a backwards baseball cap and short fluffy black hair, argued with her older brother Zak, a tall boy with spiked black hair and skinny jeans. The youngest, Eloise, sat on the kitchen counter laughing to herself while holding up her phone with a pop tart phone case, presumably filming the entire thing. James was laid out on the ground, presumably passed out, his blonde hair tangled and mussed. Ocean just sat back drinking coffee, her black beanie pulled over her forehead, tangled teal locks just barely sticking out. Rosie sighed just loud enough for them to take notice of her. "These kids.." Rosie sighed, "I don't know who or even what did this, but I know I'm not the one who's going to be cleaning it." "It was this retard." Zak pointed at Leah, "The fuck did you say?!" Leah shouted. As their arguing continued, Ellie was giggling maniacally from her perch on the kitchen counter, and Rosie gave her a look. Ellie pouted and put her phone down. Rosie gave up and walked over to J and tried to get him up, "Ocean, can you come over here to help me with him?" "If you can't pick him up, what makes you think I'll even be able to help you lift-" Ocean asked, she was interrupted by Leah shouting, louder this time, "Ferris, kill him!!" The ferret got up and walked towards them, and then walked right past them and back upstairs, kinda like saying, 'Fuck off.' Leah gasped, clearly offended that her own pet had deliberately ignored her. Eloise had fallen off the counter she was laughing so hard, her shoulders shook, her dusty pink hair bouncing as she went into absolute hysterics. Ocean still looked absolutely unaffected as she poured herself another cup of coffee. Rosie sighed again, lord have mercy on her soul. Her poor red headed lesbian heart couldn't handle this much bullshit in one day. Oh, but more bullshit was to come, for it was almost the end of summer, and the kids had not yet received their school packets.
Lord have mercy indeed.