If you hadn't heard of this atrocity on Tik Tok, either you are an uncultured swine, or are just on here because you are a pushing 50 year old man. (Please get off if you are #2)
It was a normal Tik Tok morning for the furries...Beautiful summer day on the seconds of August. Until, one of them spotted a video on the site, it was a Gaymer boi... Oh no, this can be only bad news they thought, but they kept scrolling and lip syncing to their shit.
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Then a few days pass... The Gaymer vids keep popping up, almost ruining the For You page. The furries started getting to stressed that they were sweating so hard that they had to take their fursuits off, they had to form an alliance to get these Gaymers off.
After a couple of days of planning on how to take em down, they gathered up their weapons : Nerf Guns, Ninja, Weeabos, Emos, Etc.
The day after they loaded up all of their Nerf Guns, a furry reported that the Gaymers had also gotten to the Nerf Guns but not any ol' Nerf Gun... They had the NERF Doomlands 2169 Lawbringer Blaster, NERF Zombie Strike Hammershot Blaster, and even the Modulus Battlescout ICS 10... We were doomed, but that was not all, they had : Gaymer girls on their side, Soviet Union, And even Chief. The furries started whimpering in their odd animal-like ways, then the leader got up on a full bag of newly bought kibble and said, "Don't give up now Furries! We can beat these Gaymer's! Don't forget we are a pack, we got this UWU."
I took my VR headset off, I need to get a better PC I thought. I got onto my Tik Tok account, it was filled to the rim with trashy teens who have 0 talent. I groaned, I was bored playing my PC, and not even Tik Tok is getting boring to... Or so I thought. I went onto the "lookup" bar on the screen, and typed in "Furry" To be honest, I made a mistake even thinking that'll entertain me. It's just pure cringe honestly. I keep scrolling down until I see a fellow comrade, I tap on the phone screen. After watching it, I'm elated that he is loyal to the Gaymers, during the whole video he was just making fun of them, easy-to-make-fun-of-Furries. I watched it again, it was pretty funny with all of his Nerf Guns hanging from the walls of his bedroom. If he were to turn on us Gaymers, it'll be detrimental to us, he is one below Chief, super special guy we got. Even thinking of that situation gave me chills. I walked into the kitchen and put down my phone, "Hey Gaymer girl." I said, she whipped around and grinned, "Do you want your sandwich with Gaymer girl pee?" She kindly asked, I nodded my head, she knows what I like.
