HARRY POTTER: THE PAINS RETURN FOR A SECOND RUN!
By: Lakota Rae Jean
Harry potter, the boy who lived, now 38 years old has informed our prophet writers that his famous scar has began again with the shooting pains.
We heard from Mr. and Mrs. potter that the lightning scar, that was used to help Mr. Potter tell if the dark lord was nearby, has began again with the pain. Years after 'The Battle of Hogwarts' had killed the dark lord.
Ginny Potter had told our reporters "His head had started to ache about a month ago when he had fallen ill. We weren't sure if it was headaches or his scar."
Harry Potter, the original wiz-kid himself, had realized the pains during the illness and he had no plans of leaving his happy, dark lord free, life to defeat him again.
Seeing as Mr. and Mrs. Potter do have children to raise and jobs to manage, I fear they would not be able to reassemble Dumbledore's Army.
As it is, the gang will not be reunited. Sadly.
In conclusion, if the dark lord has been resurrected, Well, we're screwed.
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