House of Walnuts

Amanda ran through the woods and accidentally tripped on a tree. The tree fell over and knocked into another tree until the whole forest was demolished.

"That ought to slow them down" she thot with a sly smile.

The sirens were still wailing and the police scooters were inching closer by the foot. Suddenly the police birds swooped down and tried to peck her face out, but she pushed the button on her elbow and the face mask was deployed. Military training had endowed amanda with prestigious technological skill and strength and she was the best solder there ever was. Her secret: life hack compilations. Hidden in between the nonsensical illustrations of hot glue and condoms were secret codes only the elite could understand. Now, she was a mission. A mission to resue her one true tickle bee who was simply identified as Laura.

As a bird was flying overhead she deployed her kim possible 2019 disney channel original live action movie grappling hook and and it stuck to the bird. She swung from the bird into the sky and when she landed she was in the city again and hid behind a cafe.

Behind the cafe (3.2 star rating on Yelp)was her secret contact agent and ex-lover. They used to do it but not since the accident. "How are you?" asked amanda

"Not so good since the accident". Her ex-lover almost flinched in the shadows of a dumpster that had the word apple jax spray painted on it.

"This just in" said the contact"

"There's this weird fucking tower that just came outta nowhere and I think The Witch has The Bunny trapped in side........ We have a code Rapunzel."

Amanda gasped, her eyes wide and waving with concern. "Who else knows?" she whispered conspiratorially.

"No one but you and me, StarStruck. I haven't given the captain any 411 since you went rogue to find the love of your life the day after I had that horrible accident that traumatized you and gave you a savior complex."

"I'm sorry that my actions inadvertently caused the accident. I had no idea walnuts could burn that easily." amanda stared off to the left corner of the screen, the clouds of memory had fogged her vision once again. "I joined the army because I wanted to help people after I left Drew because of his stupid life hacks. I needed to find a renewed meaning in the intricacies of hot glue guns and conodoms."

The contact nodded sagely. "Well, I'm out. See ya around, .... StarStruck." With that the contact pressed a button on the contact's wheelchair and rocketed into the sky because the contact lives in space sometimes. The walnut accident had given the contact space skills, so that they could breathe in space.

Meanwhile, back at the ranch, Laura was repainting in the walls of her tower room prison with white guache, practicing her animation skills by drawing a sequence of events flip-book style. The events depict her meeting of Mr. Gonzales, her first client in her math tutoring business. Eventually, Mr. Gonzales recommended her tutelage to Mr. Gooden and through him she had met the most lovely love of her math career. But was Amanda totally straight? She wasn't sure sometimes because of how they flirted on AOL messenger.

But none of that mattered anymore. Nothing mattered. Not since she was abducted from costal rica by a person in a black ski mask wearing black pants, a black shirt, and a black belt. She had only gone to costal rica in the first place because of her orders from Amanda to abduct Drew and make sure he was okay. Once Laura had heard that Drew was in love with Danny she had agreed to take him back to chigaco, making sure to tell him that this was all team ten's doing, and making sure to send Jake Paul a poorly edited version of Danny's heartfelt video professing his love. That way, Danny and Drew would be completely distracted with the Paul brothers, never realizing that this was Amanda's plan all along...