Exceptions Eridan x Reader :3

"NOT again...>.<"

You stop on the last step of the stairs and look at Eridan.

He was looking at someone on the other side of the door. ((Maybe they were other trolls?)) He began to tap his foot and cross his arms at them, whoever of "whatever" they were, he clearly was NOT pleased...they talked for a couple seconds until he finally gave in to whatever they wanted him to do...

You watched him sigh and then you heard him say something, (since you had very good hearing :P ) he did NOT just tell them to move, okay he MAY be your matesprite and all that other lovey-dovey shit. But NO ONE deserves to be treated like trash, no matter who they were, you thought...

You then saw him walk out the door, ((this is my chance)) and just as you got off the last step (and stay in the shadows so you wouldn't be seen) he closed the door. Hearing it lock you sigh.

Then you remember something, you are not only an EXCELLENT hacker, but you also are EXCELLENT with lock picking...

This was the most difficult lock you ever had to pick...

(UGH!!! WORK YOU MOTHERFUCKIN PIECE OF SH-)

The lock then clicked open..

((Success :D))

You smirked and put your hands to your hips, happy at you oh-so-clever work...

You gotta hand it to yourself, once you set your mind at something there is literally NOTHING that can stop you or get in your way...

You then smile and look behind yourself, checking, making sure their is no pervert or monster behind you...

(Because honestly, you were scared of both...00)

Then you open the door, your foot hits something again, you pick it up, it was his keys...((oh fuckin great, he left me alone, and with his keys...what a dumbass))

You roll your eyes as you take the key and put it ((where do I?)) you could either put it in your new hooker boots from Eridan's closet that you had on, (you were broke, and your flip flops went to that flip flop heaven in the sky I'm afraid, I'm sorry *hugs you, knowing that she understands your pain, it's happened to her before. Then again, I guess it happened to everyone...err, almost everyone...)

Or you could put it inside your new shirt...

(Hmmm...Hooker boots...:P)

Well now that was settled you took the keys, and smiled, clearly being sarcastic while looking at them...you put them in your right boot.

Then you think, ((Great, now I have not one but TWO reasons to kick his smarmy little ass...

1: He left me alone...AGAIN...

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2: He dropped his fucking keys on the floor when ANYONE could have taken them...

I swear that he's so fucking LUCKY that I love him or I swear I could...))

You sigh...

You close the door gently behind you...Texting Terezi and Nepeta that you won't be back for a while, and that you'll explain later. They said that they understood, and to text them if anything happens, and if anything does (not that you think would, then again, you wouldn't be TOO surprised either...) they would be their in a second and help out any way they could, and by any means necessary. Which means, it they have to kill someone to save you, they'll do just that. After all, they just want to protect you, and keep you safe...

But they honestly could care less about eridan, which made you a little bit upset but if you ever needed them, now would NOT be the right time to mess up and start to make waves again...

You both say goodbye and you put away your phone . You look up at the beautiful blue sky and breathe in its divine smell closing your eyes...

Then you look forward ahead...((If he isn't dead by the time I find him...I swear to gog, I'm gonna give him a piece of my mind...or I'll kill him myself...Whichever cones first...))

You blush at the thought as you march forward to him...you could NEVER hurt a little hair on his cute, little head...Let alone KILL him...

Still, you were going to give him a piece of your mind regardless, no matter what, and no matter how much you loved him...

You may be a bitch about it, but he MADE you do this...

So in the end, he can only blame himself...

And with that, you pressed onward to your destination...