Exceptions Eridan x Reader :3

"Angel"

For some reason it didn't work...again. He tried SO hard to tame the creature so it would leave him alone. Currently he is in the air, held by a tentacle, and if your wondering what the fuck it is...it's a Kraken...and he's unconscious, it was about to swallow him whole, until you showed up. You looked at the guy who was being held hostage in the Krakens grip, ((Maybe this is him)). You looked up at the monster, not only was it big, but it was an UGLY mother fucker...it looked down at you with red and green angry cat-like eyes, as it was about to crush you, you picked up the magical wand and looked at it ((That's it! :D)) you looked up at the kraken once more, "HEY FISH FACE!" He looked down at you and roared in anger, just as you were literally, gonna become fish food, you held up the wand at him and pointed it at the creature, it soon had a hole in it's stomach, and completely disappeared without a trace...and with its hostage, released from its prison...he fell from the sky and you caught him. You then heard a small crash next to you, up close, you see it's an harpoon, you thought they were bigger, but hey...your couldn't complain. It still looked pretty bad-ass. You looked at person you had caught...((wait a minute..is he a?)) you look and see horns on his head, they were shaped like waves, fins where his ears should be, he has a scarf on and an Aquarius symbol on his shirt and striped blue pants, he was like REALLY tall, well in a way, his eyes were still closed as he held an object close to his chest, it was a picture, you gently take it from him and look to see who it is...it's of a girl who looks almost just like him, well creature wise anyway, she has long black hair, a double-sided trident, a colorful skirt, fins, and pink goggles...except, that her shirt and horns were different. They were kissing as she was holding her trident in the back of her hands, his harpoon in the background laying on the sand, they were at the beach, and it was sunset...((Does this mean that there's more of them? And if so...are they all different?)) so many thoughts were drifting through your mind until his eyes started opening again...when he came to, he saw you staring at him, he blushed at what you were wearing since it was his own; he hoped you didn't know it was his tho, his expression then changed from embarrassed to extremely pissed off...he saw you holding the picture and he snatched it away from your hands..."Just wwhat are you doin wwith my picture, nyeh!" You didn't take that QUITE lightly I'm afraid..."EXCUSE ME FOR SAVING YOUR FUCKING LIFE! I'm SO sorry, for pissing you off, maybe next time I'll let you get eaten by the fucking kraken or whatever the fuck that thing was!" He pouted. "Nyeh!" you crossed your arms. " and what the fuck does "nyeh" mean anyway." Still pouting. "Hymph, it MEANS nyeh." You roll your eyes and uncross your arms. "Whatever, c'mon nyeh." You get up and offer a hand to him." He looks up at you. "My name's not "nyeh"." You sigh in frustration..."then what is it" he take a your hand and gets up. Once up he regains his posture, smirking as always..."Eridan...Eridan Fuckin Ampora..." He says dramatically as he flips his scarf over his neck...you wondered why he wore that, but decide now MIGHT not be the best time...

~le time skip to several minutes later~

He was surprised to see you knew how to find his "hive" as he called it, apparently, you two had become the best of friends during the past several minutes...(who knew right? *nervous laughter* please don't krill me, I'm sorry *hides behind a bush*) and during that time you two stuck together through thick and thin...and in a way, wish it could be more...

-time skip brought to you by Dave Striders beats-

It's been a year already and you both know literally almost everything about each other...like those clothes of his were used for *clears throat* "March" and about quadrants and stuff...but you still didn't know what the bucket thing was all about...so you decided to let it go for now...he taught you about pester chum and how you can talk to other trolls on there basically...you had thought long and hard about your quadrants, and didn't exactly know where to place who...except for one...for now all you have is Eridan Ampora as your moirail...(but that won't last for long hehehehehehehehe ;) )