*** note *** this is a side chapter , not part of the actual story but still relevant :)
Also it's pretty shite
This is the story of Paul Collins , and why he's obsessed with shirts.
Collins was born in a cold , bare basement on 69th noncember , 420.
His mother is a prostitute and father is unknown
For all of his childhood , Collins was forced to work long , hard hours in a basement. He had to make shirts then tuck them in. If he failed to do so or a bit of fabric came untucked , his mother would come into the basement and spank him. This was the only time Collins ever saw his mother as she didn't care about him and used him as a slave so she could make profits.
At the age of 6 , Collins was diagnosed with anxiety. He was petrified of not tucking the shirts in correctly - causing him to be severely punished. This carried on all the way into his adult life.
From time to time , a mysterious dark figure would enter the basement and check Collins work. He would also spank Collins even if he had completed all his work for the day - causing him to slip into a deep depression. Collins never knew who this outline belonged to. All he knew was the man was a pedophile ... ( you know what happens )
Then , when Collins was 10 he made a run for it. He used his massive head to break a wall and escape into the big wide world. He was free - he couldn't believe it. He had never felt fresh air before , he had never smelt smells apart from his dumps and freshly made shirts.
Young Collins also wanted to know who his father was. Did he make shirts as well ? He'll never know. Why was Collins trapped in a basement all his life ? Questions filled his enormous head but he had to time to ponder such questions - he needed a proper job.
Collins didn't know there were jobs that didn't involve shirts so his natural instinct was to apply for a role of headteacher at a school. Here he was instructed to tell all students to tuck in their shirts and tell them to take off their white socks ( he also had a foot fetish ). This job was perfect.
Because Collins was always spanked when he didn't tuck in shirts , he thought everyone has to be spanked when they had untucked shirts. He did just this until he got fined for child abuse. He then had to resist temptation and politely tell the innocent children to " tuck it in or take it off "
End of side chapter
Yeet sorry it's shite , had to do a psychology project at the same time
Next proper chapter coming soon ( kinda ? )
