When your pissed off

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by wowitsbeen4years

by wowitsbeen4years

thank chu darkprincess3050 for reading my book

slender man

"why does the universe hate me" "(y/n) whats wron-" "I KILLED SAM" "cool......WHOS SAM?!?" "....oh sam im going to miss you dearly the way you would take me everywhere the way you never gave up on me even when I didnt notice your cool new wheels and the way I could turn you on from my room *le sigh*" " (Y/N)?WHO IS SAM?!?" "my car!!!! SAM I WILL AVENGE YOU" "what?" "I KILLED SAM" "you crashed your car" "WHY IS THE WORLD AGAINST ME"

jeff the killer

"WHY'D YOU STABB ME" jeff cried "WHY DIDNT YOU STOP ME" you said frusterated "WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO STAB YOU FIRST" jeff yelled "I guess" "WHY'D YOU STABB ME IN THE FIRST PLACE" "I was angry" "AT ME?!?!" "no of course not" "THEN WHAT" "MY BE-LINK POSTER RIPPED" "you gave him red and black eyes that wasnt link any more" "you cant prove anything" "ya I can Im the one who ripped it" "you shouldn't have done that" you glared at jeff giving him the sign to run he jumped out the window and you ran after him with a knife

ben drowned

"GASP NOOOOO" you yelled "whats up" ben asked concerned "M-MY Atari it finally died" you said upset "NOOOOO *huggs atari*" ben yelled hugging it "its okay ben I know its okay its in a better place now" you said in a sympathetic tone "YOUR GONNA TRASH IT?!?" ben gasped "no im gonna put it im my closet with my other broken video games" you walked ben to your closet and threw it ben dived in your closet "you cant just throw such beautiful electronic devices like this" "OUT MY CLOSET" "not until you pick it up and put it in the closet nicely" ben said holding it twords you you threw it out the window "ITS A DISGRACE TO MY VIDEO GAMES ITS DEAD" "you monster"

masky

".....hello?..." "...hi umm masky its me (y/n) can you bail me out im kindof in jail" "....how did that happen" ".long story yes or no" "im on my way"

~after leaving jail~

"now (y/n) you owe me an honest awnser why were you in jail" "I 'assaulted' a person and so the cops came and took everything out my pockets and found a 'dagger' soo thats why I was there" "so you attacked someone with a knife resisted arrest and then the cops found your knife?" "SINCE WHEN IS HAVING A KNIFE ILLEGAL" "... I dont even know.." "EXACTLY NOT LIKE I WAS GONNA KILL SONEONE...SCARE THEM YES BUT KILL SOMEONE I WOULD NEVER"

hoodie

"Hoodie~" "ya" "can I ask you to do a favor" "sure" "kill'eth whoever carved'eth their names in my tree'eth I shall not stand for such mockery" "its just a tree.....actually that looks like jeff and his girlfriends name..." "I SENTANCE THEM TO DEATH hoodie go get'eth them and bring'eth them back" "no" "whatever'eth I shall do it myself'eth" you said carving jeff and his girlfriends name out the tree

toby

"NOOOOOO" you screamed "WHAT HAPPENED?!?!?" toby yelled running into your room "MY PHONE FROZE !!!" "annddddd" "I WAS WATCHING DEATH NOTE" "what?!?!" "YOU JUST DONT UNDERSTAND THIS AWESOMENESS " "whats death note??" "how dare you YOU ARE GONNA STAY AND WATCH"

"THEY KICKED ME OUT" "who" "THE GROCERY STORE" "why" "I asked a simple question 'do you sell human kidneys here' AND THEY KICKED ME OUT!!" "well then"

"LAUGHING JACK!!!" "....yea..." "WHERES MY CANDY" "I.....ummm .....i dunno" "liar" "...sorry...." "RAWWWR"
Time skip-

"(y/n) can I just say sorry and I dont like carrots please dont make me eat them" "*glares*"

dark link

"I WILL AVENGE YOU" "who" "MY PHONE" "what happened" between both you and dark was a completely mutilated phone or what looks like a phone "it fell down a well" "really ouch" "then I tried to get it and a loose brick fell on it and on the way here I droped it infront of a U.P.S. truck, its okay tho I have a back up plan if it gets destroyed I can get a new one" "I doubt that all that is in your insurance plan" "sigh"

liu

"Some guy was being rude at work" "......." "so I broke his fucking wrist then the little bitch had the nerve to start crying so I had to punch him in the throat" "are you okay you seem a little...... upset" "No IM NOT OKAY WONNA KNOW WHY?" "not really" "WELL APPARENTLY THE PEOPLE AT MY WORK THINK ITS FUCKEN HILARIOUS TO PROMOTE EVERYONE BUT ME" "well then uhmm" "WHO DO THEY THINK THEY ARE???" "*walks away*"