(Amy's POV) "I haven't told Seth that I'm dating Will Arnett yet. Seth and I have been friends with benefits since we met, but now that I'm with Will... I just don't know how he's going to take it. Even though we've only been on a few dates, I'm worried about Seth knowing. I can't cause tension on the show, I mean... What about Weekend Update. Maybe I should just tell him. Maybe he's dating someone too... What should I do? What did you do when you had to tell Jimmy you started going out with Jeff?"
"When I told Jimmy he wasn't happy about it," Tina said. "He was just sad because I was the only one who would sleep with him when he had that haircut, but he was good. He was really good. It was hard to go out with somebody else when I had Jimmy, but I wanted somebody to settle down with and get married and have kids. I couldn't do that with Jimmy and you can't do that with Seth, and we both know it. You have to end it before things get serious with Will."
"I know... Seth is just so passionate. It'll be hard to look into his eyes and... Not think about wanting to bang him. Well, I have to go rehearse, thanks for the advice."
"Anytime, girlfriend. Have fun "breaking up" with Seth."
"Oh thanks and don't say girlfriend, it makes you sound like you wear mom jeans."
"Liz Lemon wears mom jeans and is proud. She also says girlfriend and I'm done with this conversation."
"Not as done as I am with this conversation."
"Okay."
"K."
"Oh wow you are done with this conversation."
"Mmmhhhmmm."
"Okay, bye."
"See ya, sucka."
