Couch

The jealous wife

"OUT!" Gokudera Haru screamed at her cowering husband as chaos ensues and throws everything she gets her hands on.

"Oi! Woman let me explain!"

"Woman, that's the only thing you will call me? Fine go and stick yourself to that slutty woman of yours." A slipper went pass his head.

"Haru, I swear I'm only helping her to stand." He explained which only fell on deaf ears.

"Only helping her to stand? Then pray tell dear husband why she's sticking to you as if you're her last life line!" Gokudera dodge when a 3 inch thick encyclopedia appears in his line of vision.

"I tried taking her hands off and besides I don't have any interest in those kinds of women, you know you're the only woman I love." His eyes went wide when Haru lights a dynamite.

"Hypocrite!" Gokudera instantly pull out the thread from the dynamite to prevent it from exploding.

"I swear, I don't have feelings for her, she's the one who keeps on throwing herself at me." This time a bottle of wine went pass his head (a/n: why is it always the head?)

"GET OUT!"

While busying himself with closing the door a voice beside him was heard "He… looks like you have an LQ with your wife" it was G.

"Shut up!" scolded a pissed off Gokudera as lay down on the couch in the library. "You talk as if you didn't encounter such problems with your wife" he added. G wasn't able to look him in the eye.

"If you only knew"

"You know, it won't hurt if you share." Jousted Hayato.

"Your wife and mine were almost the same in terms of personality… I remember when she suddenly threw Giotto's settee at me and that was a day before I learned that she's pregnant" G narrates as he ran his hand through his hair.

"Sometimes sweet, sometimes cranky." G added.

"Which happens often?"

"Do you really need to ask, Hayato?"

"You know, it's really hard to be too damn good looking." They said together. Then Gokudera stop as if he remembered something and with wide eyes he said "I fear for my son, what if the Gokudera hotness gets to him and ruins his life!" he was about to bolt out when G stopped and advise him "Don't! Let your wife calm down first or else something bad might happen to you" he followed his advice and just lay down.