"Kyoko-nee… have you seen a white box" asked I-pin while looking around for the missing item.
"No, I haven't, I was too busy with Tsubasa." Replied Kyoko while breastfeeding her son.
She turned to Haru who's also busy with Enzo and asks the same question only to garner a negative answer.
Poor I-pin just sighs; she was about the give that box of cake to her Master for him to judge. It's a sample cake the she made from her baking class, she just went home to change and when she got back it's gone.
"What will I do?" she worriedly asked herself and as if answering her prayers noticed something laying on the floor, upon closer inspection it was a crumb from the cake the she had baked; following the trail and ended up in the garden; there was the box on the gazebo's table. "The box is here but where's the cake?" her mind still in wonder about the whereabouts of the cake and was about to leave when…
"Ahh… what a nice nap!" a groggy voice said as its owner sat down.
"Lambo?"
Facing where the sound came from to find I-pin standing there with a murderous expression "Oh, I-pin you're home, how's you're day?" he inquired oblivious.
"Its fine not until now" with a chilly smile to his now fully awake boyfriend. Lambo gulp, his eyes repeatedly traveling to I-pin then to the currently empty white box.
"Um… is that yours?" pointing to the slowly creasing box due to her firm grip.
With a very sweet smile "Yes, it's mine and I was about to give it to master when it disappeared only to appear in my glutton of a boyfriend's hands."
"It's now or never" Lambo immediately stood up, perhaps to run away and I-pin probably know what he is thinking said.
"Explain yourself… and don't you dare move or else not even Tsuna-nii can save you." She threatens while readying her fists.
Kneeling, he promptly pleaded "I-pin my sweet, the light of my life… I-I didn't mean to do it, I wanted a snack and saw the cake and I thought I could…"
"You know many people die because of a simple mistake and you are no exception."
"I-pin I'm s—" only to get interrupted.
"Don't you even try saving yourself" rolling her sleeves and she was about to pummel him when…
Wasurete shimau darou kata ni tsumoru kanashimi wa nagareru hoshii no te ni dakare…
Answering her phone "hello? Master? Eh? Now? Ok sure I'll be right there" ending the call she turned to Lamb. "HMP… lucky bastard, we're not finished, I'll get to you later." leaving the now relieve Lambo on the floor.
"She's angry… she's angry, what will I do?" roughly pulling on his hair.
"You'll get bald if you continue doing that." A highly amused Lampo said. Teary eyed turned to his ancestor "What will happen to me? No, I don't wanna die; I'm too young to die!"
"Geez… OA much? Come, sit beside" patting the space beside him, Lambo immediately followed with the later ruffling his hair to calm him down and what do you know it worked.
Sniffling he inquired "what are you doing here and how did you know I had a problem?"
"Why, can't I visit my descendant whenever I want to?" still ruffling his hair much to his displeasure.
"Are going to help me or you're just going to mess my already messy hair?" chuckling Lampo retracted his hand.
"Lambo, you have so many ways for you to regain her favor, first you can replace the cake" contrary to the belief Lambo wasn't just a simple glutton we can say that he was sensitive to taste and can replicate any dish once he had tasted it. "Second, you can buy her flowers and sincerely apologize." Nodding his head to let Lampo know that he's still listening.
"But what if she would not accept? What about you, what did you do when you had this kind of problem?" giving his ancestor a smirk as particular thought suddenly occurs to him "Wait! Have you had a girlfriend before?"
Giving Lambo a good whack on the head he replied hotly "of course… do you thing you would be alive if I didn't"
"I doubt it!" only to be whacked again.
"Idiot! Do you want my help or I'll just return to the ring?" his arm was caught by Lambo in a tight grip "Fine… sorry please continue."
Sigh "Where were we?"
"In the garden"
"Hmm… what else?"
"The birds and the bees" grinning just to annoy his ancestor.
With a glare he asked the still ridiculously grinning Lambo "Are you an operator?"
"Why?"
"Because you keep on answering me"
"Wow… is that the pick up like you used to get a wife?" seeing that it's hopeless to argue with Lambo he continued.
"Third, just tell her you'll be her slave is you're that desperate."
"Hmm… why not?" he ponders.
"As long as it's sincere she'll accept it, I think your girlfriend is smart so she will know."
Giving a grateful smile "thanks grandpa" only to be given a good bop on the head "Grandpa? I'm not that old…" using that as an excuse to push the incoming blush.
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HumorA Series of one-shots on the lives of the tenth generation and why it is a bad idea to pissed off their wives/ girlfriend