First of all shout out to Larryistotallyreal on Instagram who I took the photo from
Love ya sis
Anyways
Well
Well
Well........ington
But we'll get to that later
BEARDS.
this is a topic I could yell about
All day.
Everyday.
For the rest of my life.
BEARDS.
It literally ANGERS ME SO FUCKING MUCH so expect a lot of caps lock
So
The. Beards. Need. To. Go.
Like nO
First of all
Elk/Elevator/Eleanor
Danielle
Brianna *sighs*
Taylor
Kendall
Caroline
Camille
A/N if I've missed any I sincerely apologise but not really
Also I know these A/Ns are irrelevant as I don't need them but I don't really give a rats ass
Ok now that that's cleared up let's get back to itIn case you don't know what a beard is I'll give you a quick rundown
We STAN that urban dictionary is a dark larrie
Anyways now we have refreshed our memories
Let's chit chat
I'm not a fan of the whole beard act
If you couldn't already tellI mean i don't really like elk and the thing is like all larries are not the biggest fan of her because of the beard thing and I feel like if she was like his friend she prolly wouldn't annoy me (ok maybe a bit) (or a lot) sOrRy ElEaNoR :)
No shade
ButLOUIS HONEY SHAVE HER ALREADY
Now that that's out the way
I think we can ALL agree that Danielle was
the best beard
I mean
Louis didn't look like he wanted to die when he was with her
He actually looked...
Wait for it...
Happy
*gasp*
Well as happy you can be with a fake girlfriend
For example
Exhibit A
Louis with Eleanor:Not to be dramatic or anything but he looks like he'd rather be eating avocados (if you don't already know he fucking HATES them)
Exhibit B
Louis with Danielle:
YOU ARE READING
Why it's real
RandomTHIS IS NOT A FANFIC (I'm not talented enough for that) Just a bunch of different things Larry have done that I just like to yell about