Sans wasn't in denial. If anything, San's considered himself to be quite straightforward. Oh, the irony. Even if he is a prankster and jokes, around he wanted to think that when it came down to it he was honest with himself and others. He spoke from...
The luminous light of San's laptop filled the dim room. His eyes traveled across the screen searching for answers. "how do I know if I'm gay?" he typed in and hit the search key. Thousands of results showed up, a WikiHow article seemed trustworthy enough
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Sans thought for a moment, he knew what got him aroused and was certain that girls definitely did. Boys on the other hand? Did he like boys or just wanted to experiment. Sans continued to scroll through the article for results.
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He definitely fantasized about some boys. Especially big ch-. No he wasn't attracted to him. there wasn't any way. he was just curious, sexually frustrated if you will.
The article didn't seem to help him but there was a link to a quiz he could take to find out for sure.
ARE YOU GAY? FIND OUT TODAY!
[Question 1: What is your preferred every day outfit?] a. business casual. b. sweat pants all day. c. flannels. ✔ d. several layers of clothing.
[Question 2: How oftenare you sexually active?] a. all the time.✔ b. never. c. it happened once in dream. d. one and done.
[Question 3: Would you fuck your clone?] a. no because that's a sin. b. why, jealous? c. it's just masturbation, nothing I haven't done before. d. fuck yes I would, I'd clone myself 50 more times to to have a giant clone orgy.✔
[Question 4: What do you hope to be?] a. dead.✔ b. gay uwu so I fit in. c. I literally took this quiz to find out the fuck drugs you on? d. bi so I can smash em' all
[Question 5: Did you like this quiz uwu] a. yes b. yes c. yes d. you're such a narcissist you made answers yes because you can't handle criticism you bit-✔
[Calculating...]
[Multipling...]
[Fucking Triganometry...]
[Results are in...]
You are:[Gay] listen buddy a quiz online can't figure out if your gay or not. If you searched it up I'm just going to go out on a limb and say you are.
How could he be gay? This was absolutely not possible! Sad-yeehaw on his heart.
