Queen Coral, a best-selling author, spoke to me yesterday and said she wants to publish this guide for the whole of Pyrrhia to read! Please vote and comment so others can see this and learn the art of bodyguarding too!
Hibiscus, Banana, Mango, Daffodil. We've all heard those names before.
These four are part of Queen Glory's invisible guard squad.
You may be wondering why I've decided to dedicate an entire chapter to just four innocent dragons.
Well Hibiscus, Mango, Banana and Daffodil are at the top of my list. (Not a 'kill' list. Don't worry. I burnt the Kill List years ago.) It's more of a How-Can-I-Get-Rid-Of-You-Without-Getting-In-Trouble list.
Now that I am Queen Glory's bodyguard I cannot understand why she needs a full invisible squad following her around too! It's my job and my job only!
I know I know. You can't live life without a little bit of competition:
Take Magnificent for example. She was fine being only a part-time Queen until Glory swiped the throne from underneath her claws. Heh.
But if you're competition is like Banana, then you start to wonder what's wrong with the world.
Glory: Jambu asked me to meet him at the Banyan Tree in five.
Banana: *picking seeds out of a watermelon* what? Oh okay.
Glory: *rolls eyes*
Glory: I'll be back soon. Don't follow me.
Banana: You got it Queen!
Glory: *confused, walks back into house* uh, that's your cue to follow me.
Banana: *chokes on a mouthful of melon* But... you said not to follow you???
Glory: Oh Moons. How come Deathbringer gets it, but you don't?
Banana: *shrugs and takes another bite*
Glory: *smiles to self* You know what, I'll be fine by myself.
Please send Banana a copy of this guide: maybe he'll find it helpful and finally understand why Glory fired him.
In all honesty, I'm still figuring out how to eliminate Hibiscus, Mango and Daffodil. Wait, no that's not what I meant! I'm saying I still haven't worked out how to uh, remove them. Never mind, that doesn't work either.
You get the point.
After you've gotten rid of the competition (dang it! I give up!), you must learn how to win your queen's heart.
Step 6: Learn how to flirt.
YOU ARE READING
Deathbringer's Ultimate Guide To Being A Bodyguard ((Glorybringer!!))
Fanfiction#1 wingsoffire 31st October Have you ever wanted to learn the pristine art of body guarding? Wanna learn how to protect a Queen and stop life-threatening assassinations? Ever wanted to know how Deathbringer, the Master bodyguard himself, makes being...
