The Diary of a Girl

Entry #3

Oh my KFC, dad put a strict rule of no swearing in the house, or ever. So I got creative. So you know Sunday, yeah. Dad also said that we were going to go to church now. And I thought I was going to get my beauty sleep. Oh well. So guess what I woke up to today. Zack, my annoying younger brother. He always is getting on my nerves. He has black hair and hazel eyes. "Dani time to get up!" He was basically screaming in my ear. He's 4 years younger than me btw. He ran out of the room before I could kill him. He may be 10 years old, but he's as mature as a 5 year old. I slowly got dressed and glanced at the clock. 6:50. I finished getting dressed and as if on cue, dad came storming in. Do I have any privacy at all in this house? "Time to go downstairs cupcake." I was basically steaming from the anger. "Dad! Don't call me that!" He kept his big grin on like it didn't even faze him that his daughter was yelling at him. "Ok, but be down for breakfast." I slammed the door and stormed downstairs. Do you have any idea how hard it is to have 3 brothers? I could sit here all day writing about how annoying they are. But, then I would bore you. So, all I have to say is this, If they're picking on you, slap them in the face. That'll shut them up. Of coarse, you'll probably get in trouble for that, but it'll be worth it. But anyways, I have 3 brothers, and my mom is always away at work, yes, my dad is a house dad. He does the cleaning, cooking, and even though he is a terrible cook, he could get a world record for cleaning, if of coarse there were a world record for sweeping. My brothers are the most annoying people you could meet, I have two younger brothers and one older. The oldest is John, he has black hair and hazel eyes. He is 17 but acts like he's still my age. Zack has a twin. I like to call them the evil twins. They always get into trouble, evil twin number 2's name is Greg. They are identical twins. The only way to tell them apart is that Greg has a small birthmark on his right cheek. I sit down at the table as far away as I could from evil twin 1 and evil twin 2. I ate charcoal pancakes, I was done and of coarse the evil twins came over. "Hey." Greg said. I tried to ignore them but they don't like to be ignored. They quickly started to poke me, and shake my chair. You see what I have to live with. I continued to ignore them. They got bored with me and began to watch TV. Finally we had to leave for church. I don't know why dad likes going to church, I mean he's always happy about it when it's the day to go, but all week he complains about it. I will never understand boys. We got there and of coarse, the evil twins had to embarrass me immediately. They screamed out loud. "WE'RE HERE!" Like they were so important they just had to shout it to the world. I was so embarrassed. I walked away from them as fast as I could. After church we went to Wendys and ate lunch. We went home, thank goodness, I wasn't ready for any more embarrassment. But of coarse, total embarrassment crept up on me anyways. Erik came over. I know what your probably thinking right now. "Wait, Erik? Isn't he too popular to be seen at your house Dani?"

1. I'm as surprised as you are.

And 2. He was very secretive about it.

I mean he was seriously wearing a black trench coat in 70 degree weather. Wow, real cool Erik. I thought. "Hey, here's my party invitation." Erik handed me a dark blue card with the words 'Your invited!' written in bold white letters. He ran off and I was stuck standing there at my front door. I probably had a dreamy face on. Erik is so cute. He has aqua blue eyes, porcelain skin, and bleach blond hair. He of course is taken. By some snobby rich girl. I honestly don't know who his girlfriend is. He says that she lives in California, which, at least he didn't say Alaska. A lot of people would have thought he was lying. I finally decided to break free from that embarrassing moment and desperately avoid embarrassment for the day. Luckily the evil twins won't be in high school till I'm out of it. I would have days like these everyday. Well, at least it can't get worse. Right?