Dating In Fanfics

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by miss_lovatic

by miss_lovatic

This idea is from @CALUMhemmingsLuke I agree 100% with this rant.

Why is it that in straight fanfics the girl meets her fav from the band and falls in love? Not only that but why is it that her friends meet their favs and fall in love with them as well...? HAHAHAH BULL FUCKING SHIT!!!!!!!! I'm not gonna be walking down the steet with 3 other friends and just so happenly bump in to 5 seconds of summer and we all fall in love! Bitch you must be trippin in your brain. Time for another example.

Is it hi or hey!? lawl whatever I'm Brittany me and my 3 friends Amber, Lola, And Tiffany love 5 es oh es!!!!! We've been fans since they opened up for mindless behavior!!!!!! My favorite song they sing is Anesthesia! My friends and I were being the basic white girls we are, were walking to Starbucks when I bumped into something. I look up and saw fucking Luke Hemmings!!!!! EH MAH GAWD!!!?!?! Hey I'm Luke from 5 es oh es wanna meet my band!!! Hell yea c'mon girls. I can tell by the short walk I was already in love with Luke. When we get to the band Calum, Ashton, and Michael's jaws dropped!!!! Calum is looking at Amber, Ashton is looking at Lola, and Michael was looking at Tiffany!!! OMFG we love you guys. Now everyone is making out and doing the dirty. We all say we love you at the same time.

THAT IS NOT HOW LOVE WORKS!!!!! YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS WON'T FALL IN LOVE LIKE THIS WHAT THE HELL!!!!! IF THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENS TO SOMEONE I WILL FLIP SHIT BUT IT HASN'T

HAPPENED!!!!!!

If you write shit like this I highly suggest you delete the shit you call a book and never write again!!!!! This sounds mean but I came on wattpad to read good fan fiction not shit like that!

A/N OI! peasants this book selection is hard because it's an even vote on all 3 so maybe I will start all at the same time idk. I didn't get much questions for my Q(een)& A so I don't think I will do it anymore lol no one wants to hear about my lame ass life!

Stay Loyal Peasants

Queen Kayla